Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

A gentle poster sent me a private message telling me that you are most probably messing with me, lol.

Thanks, anonymous helper.

[runner4life7]

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I thought this post would be funny till i read all the responses...

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The responses are what makes reading this thread worth while.

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I agree now, at first i was annoyed that they could all be clueless, but now im enjoying it.

[2+2 wannabe]

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A gentle poster sent me a private message telling me that you are most probably messing with me, lol.

Thanks, anonymous helper.

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no offense - but how could you not tell

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A gentle poster sent me a private message telling me that you are most probably messing with me, lol.

Thanks, anonymous helper.

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no offense - but how could you not tell

[/ QUOTE ]I have some difficulties with sarcasm in English, they don't talk about that in second-language classes or whatever.

I'll try to look less stupid the next time, hehe.

[Benoit]

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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A pocket pair is always going to be best, and you always have a redraw to trips and a full house.

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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A pocket pair is always going to be best, and you always have a redraw to trips and a full house.

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don't forget about quads

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I'm surprised this is the first mention of a redraw.

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Hahaha this forum truly is my favorite

[Benoit]

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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A pocket pair is always going to be best, and you always have a redraw to trips and a full house.

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don't forget about quads

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Thank you, I almost forgot the quads re-redraw.

[Fabian]

I've read this forum three or four times and every time one of the first post I read is one like this with like 20 dead serious dude your awful hes the favorite responses. Is this really the secret forum for people without sarcasm detectors?