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OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
Dear Johnny,
I am fat. You are fat. I challenge you to the following prop bets to take place at STTF-HUC-II: Prop A: $400 Who weighs less at STTF-HUC-II? Slacker thinks that I currently outweigh you by 20 pounds. I am willing to spot you the 20, and if I win I will reimburse you $20 for every pound over 200 that I weigh. I know a doctor in Las Vegas who probably has some sort of weighing device that we can use for the official weigh-in. Prop B: $400 Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap. Caveats: Once the bet is accepted either of us may buy out for $500 up until February 10, 2006. Not showing up will constitute a forfeit and automatic loss. If you accept this challenge I will delete the pictures of you from my ImageCave account forever. **Bet accepted and pictures deleted/changed ** Enjoy! and If you do not accept the challenge, just admit that you are scared and no one will think the less of you . . . for very long, and I know of a doctor who can provide you with an ointment for your itchy vagina. With deepest regards, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Sixes Edit: Pictures changed/deleted as promised. |
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
This is a -EW bet for both of you.
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
done deal.
edit: i am not 100% certain that i will make it there however. |
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
What does it take to get rid of my pictures?
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
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What does it take to get rid of my pictures? [/ QUOTE ] I am open to suggestion |
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
I will need to do some thinking. I have a X-Mas party to go to right now.
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
this is so +EV for me assuming that i can make it there.
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
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indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym. [/ QUOTE ] You don't need a gym. I went for a walk outside today. It was 74 degrees. Quite nice, actually. |
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