A lesson for the young barhoppers

[ChipWrecked]

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It doesn't happen at your local watering hole, that was my point. Usually big expensive bars/clubs.

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I used to know a couple of chicks in Atlanta who did this all the time. They'd moan about how broke they were, then in the next breath they'd make plans to go out. I'd be like, "I thought you were so broke?" and they'd look at each other and laugh.

[thatpfunk]

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Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"
You: "Give me a French kiss."

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This is retarded. "Make out" is the only phrase that would ever get you anywhere.

[mike l.]

"Oh, this is the part where you approach me and act real friendly and then trick me into buying you a drink because I'm supposed to be some stupid guy who goes gaga over your slightly above average but nothing special looks, right? I think you need to find another chump."

has it crossed your mind there's a reason you never get laid??

[Michael Davis]

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"Oh, this is the part where you approach me and act real friendly and then trick me into buying you a drink because I'm supposed to be some stupid guy who goes gaga over your slightly above average but nothing special looks, right? I think you need to find another chump."

has it crossed your mind there's a reason you never get laid??"

Sure, but the reason is more likely to be that when they come back to find me an hour later I tell them to f-off again instead of what I'm supposed to do.

-Michael

[fluorescenthippo]

on an unrelated note, i got my fake ID taken away tonight. [censored]

[Jman28]

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on an unrelated note, i got my fake ID taken away tonight. [censored]

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Hey I need a good one. Let's go looking for some together.

[bernie]

Why not just say, 'Yes. The first round is on you.'

If she wavers, just mention that she brought it up before you did. You were about to, but since she did, she gets the first one. Sorry honey, if you'd have just waited a few more minutes. Btw..I'll have a (insert drink here).

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[bernie]

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Good post.

However, you have to also look at the meta game situation here. If no guys bought drinks for hot bar sluts, then nobody would get to pipe them in a drunken stupor later in the night. So if a girl tries this on you, you might consider taking one for the team.

I can't say I get approached in this manner, maybe cause I live in a small town and a lot of people know me and know I have a girlfriend. However it's not for lack of going to bars, some of them kinda trendy/expensive.

NT

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The trick is to not be the one buying them drinks, but benefitting from her being bought drinks. Not necesarily being bought by you. Later on in the night the better for this.

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[Malachii]

Hot girl: "You want to get a drink?"
Man who knows how to get laid: "Sure, why don't you buy me one."

[Malachii]

Le Popinjay is a wise one, no doubt about it.