Help me get a bunch of girls DRUNK...

[gulebjorn]

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How about Red Bull and Vodka?

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Not for $20 dude.

[gulebjorn]

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Dude, high school freshmen are like 13 years old. That's sick.

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If there's grass on the playing field...<font color="white">OP picked up on HS girls thru myspace, hence my joke</font>

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I thought that went: If there's grass around the pond... They'd like some fish in it.

[diebitter]

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How about Red Bull and Vodka?

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Oh, good idea! Stops em falling asleep too. They might be tired after a hard week at school.

[Blarg]

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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Yeah for [censored]'s sakes, buy beer and tequila. These girls are freshmen in college, they must learn to like beer or they will turn out to be COMPLETELY ANNOYING for the rest of their lives.

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You mean, they must learn to like beer or they will not get fat early and then will not stay fat for the rest of their lives.

[rusellmj]

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You mean, they must learn to like beer or they will not get fat early and then will not stay fat for the rest of their lives.

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Aye.

For a cheap drunk as a kid we used to get Everclear and mix it with fruit punch. It was pretty much a staple of our parties.

[RunDownHouse]

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Any more non-vodka ideas out there?

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buy one of those cylindrical containers of Kool-aid sugar, a 1-lb sugar bag, and some everclear (gemclear). Find the appropriate mix to get rid of taste of alcohol. It's hit or miss depending on flavor. Remember you can always add more sugar and kool-aid.

All I can do on $20 budget.

FYI-search webtender.com, advanced search is good. Check drink ratings.

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Close, but not quite. Everclear, blue kool-aid, Mountain Dew, sugar, blender. Fill blender with ice, put 6 or so shots of everclear in, put one packet of kool-aid in, put sugar in (less than 1/4 cup, you can adjust this to taste), fill blender about 3/4 with Mountain Dew.

You now have a pitcher of Smurf Piss. Potent as [censored], can't taste the everclear, and cost effective. Downsides: can be messy. Pay attention when buying the kool-aid: the red fruit punch flavor comes in a blue packet, the same color packaging as the blue stuff.

Absolute Peach/or any cheap peach flavored vodka (15-20$). And a gallon of Arizona iced tea (4$).

[cdxx]

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Jello shots. Pineapple juice.

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cheap vodka + freshman girls = jello shots

[BottlesOf]

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Ideas?

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Call JBB, and if they're not feeling it, I'll puke on them.

Try the fuzzy panda. It's gin and orange soda, and it's delicious.