Big Crimson Challenge News!!! PLEASE PLEDGE!!!!

[Matt Flynn]

All right look, in any other event I would be a Platinum level sponsor with all its attendent privileges. This could well be deemed unkosher by the local medical board, particularly if someone dies. Therefore, I request honorary Platinum level sponsorship, a PhD (any subject), a video of said porn star doing Boris with Boris edited out, and that contract clause Raymer has where I get any benefits that any future Platinum level sponsor gets.

In return, I will serve as team doctor, with the primary jobs of assigning death, serious disability, and vomit probability ratings to each attempted Challenge in addition to continuing the pursuit of the Skunk Challenge.

Also, for enough beer I will fly out and attend the Challenges, which figures to decrease the fatality rate by at least 85%.

Matt

[samjjones]

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El D - pics first, then the pledge.



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Has anyone thought of marketing a compilation of these ala jackass meets girls gone wild?

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This "thing" is getting too big as it is. It needs to stay semi-underground. Because if I see El Diablo in a movie with Seann William Scott in 3 years, I will be very disappointed.