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this happened to me once before. my GF called me the name of my best friend probably the 2nd or 3rd time we were doing it.
my best friend was her ex boyfriend. she felt terrible about it..and started insta-crying. i just wanted to finish though...so i didn't make a big deal out of it. i joked about it once afterward...but she cried again so i just let it go. so: the moral of this story: lots of crying |
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she felt terrible about it..and started insta-crying. i just wanted to finish though...so i didn't make a big deal out of it. i joked about it once afterward...but she cried again so i just let it go. so: the moral of this story: lots of crying [/ QUOTE ] lol, this is awesome. Kinda reminds me of Henry Rollins bit about how gay men have it good "a room full of gay men, theres no talking, no BS, just the sound of belt buckles hitting the floor" (or something to that effect) |
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I just realized that the name "Stacy" is probably made up. I was about to give you advice, but I think this affects things.
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Life is easier if you only date chicks who all have the same name. That's my current strategy.
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Are the names close? I once made the mistake of dating Meredith, Melanie, and then Melina in succession. I quickly realized saying names during sex would be bad, so I just switched to, "How do you like that, whore?"
They much prefered that to being called the wrong name. I also once dated a girl who dumped a Brian for me (also Brian), and followed me up with another Brian. She either made this name mistake once as well, or had a tattoo that I never saw. |
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Are the names close? I once made the mistake of dating Meredith, Melanie, and then Melina in succession. I quickly realized saying names during sex would be bad, so I just switched to, "How do you like that, whore?" They much prefered that to being called the wrong name. I also once dated a girl who dumped a Brian for me (also Brian), and followed me up with another Brian. She either made this name mistake once as well, or had a tattoo that I never saw. [/ QUOTE ] Did any of this happen in the 21st Century? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] Are the names close? I once made the mistake of dating Meredith, Melanie, and then Melina in succession. I quickly realized saying names during sex would be bad, so I just switched to, "How do you like that, whore?" They much prefered that to being called the wrong name. I also once dated a girl who dumped a Brian for me (also Brian), and followed me up with another Brian. She either made this name mistake once as well, or had a tattoo that I never saw. [/ QUOTE ] Did any of this happen in the 21st Century? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] 1994 - 1998. |
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OK....Here is advise for all!!
You must learn never use any persons name during sex. When your pants come down your partner becomes.....BABY, OH BABY, HONEY, DARLING, SWEETIE, etc. etc. Never NEVER Never EVER, put yourself in the situation where you have to think when all the blood has moved to the other head. PS: Hope you didn't end up with BLUE BALLS. |
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I was [censored] this girl a few weeks ago and in the middle she demanded that I say her last name. I couldn't, she laughed, and we kept [censored]. Then, once we were done, she told me I had also been saying her first name incorrectly throughout. Oh well.
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