girls hate dating online players... - Page 6

chesspain · #51 03-06-2005, 08:28 AM

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i'm dating a girl that doesnt approve of my playing...at best she thinks its an unhealthy hobby and i should be spending some or all this time with her.

any thoughts on how to get out of this jam and still get laid? i'm looking to...not lose the good parts of dating.

any thoughts?

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Maybe the fact that you play poker isn't the only reason why some women don't want to get involved with you.

EjnarPik · #52 03-06-2005, 11:02 AM

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Put your micro-limit playing on hold. Go for the threesome, pick up the other tart, dump the first one, and re-take your micro-limit addiction.

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The way to do it.

Ejnar Pik, Southern-Docks.

Kurn, son of Mogh · #53 03-06-2005, 12:35 PM

Well, part of being in a relationship is being compatible. If she hates something that's improtant to you, why date her?

she thinks its gambling

Poker *is* gambling.

Khern · #54 03-06-2005, 07:55 PM

My roommate seems to do ok. of course, he was a professional athlete for a while, and he is making more now playing online than he likely would at any day job...

so... yeah... I don't know.

-John

RRRRICK · #55 03-06-2005, 11:00 PM

I have two words for all of you oral sex. Master this artform gentleman and your woman will cave in to all your demands. Practice, practice, practice. Flick, suck, lick. Forget dinners and gifts. Use your tongue to make her cum regularly and she wont care if you wear ladies underware on head in public, let alone playing poker online.

zombies kill · #56 03-06-2005, 11:14 PM

you are a 2+2er... so ill have to assume youre an overweight nerd with glasses. but normally i would ask why you wouldnt just get a chick whos badass enough to be turned on by gamblers?

maldini · #57 03-06-2005, 11:43 PM

i just take them as they come. im not smart enough to date multiple girls at the same time. ill stick with this one til one of us gets sick of the other (usually about 3 months) and then stumble into something else with another girl that doesnt like something i do.

rinse. repeat.

willie · #58 03-07-2005, 02:41 AM

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I have two words for all of you oral sex. Master this artform gentleman and your woman will cave in to all your demands. Practice, practice, practice. Flick, suck, lick. Forget dinners and gifts. Use your tongue to make her cum regularly and she wont care if you wear ladies underware on head in public, let alone playing poker online.

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the venus butterfly is great for mind wiping a girl, seriously.

just keep things in check man, i always make time for my girlfriend, and she NEVER gets mad when i come home from the casino w/ a couple of hundred in my pocket in the AM after playin all night and take her out to breakfast or whatever

she is also not complaining that we're goin to the dominican republic for spring break.

money doesn't solve everything, but it does help to smooth out small speedbumps, but you seriously have to have your priorities straight. If you want her, then have her, if you don't then don't waste your time/effort.

PokerFink · #59 03-07-2005, 02:54 AM

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I have two words for all of you oral sex. Master this artform gentleman and your woman will cave in to all your demands.

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There is some truth to this, although I think you go a little to far with "cave into all your demands."

There is, however, an ancient proverb that is 100% true. "He who gives good head, recieves good head."

PokerFink · #60 03-07-2005, 03:01 AM

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i just take them as they come. im not smart enough to date multiple girls at the same time. ill stick with this one til one of us gets sick of the other (usually about 3 months) and then stumble into something else with another girl that doesnt like something i do.

rinse. repeat.

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Dating sucks. I think your problem is not the online poker, but the simple fact that you feel you must date girls to get them into bed. This isn't true.

You, my friend, need a F-buddy (or two or three). Try to find girls that have the same interest as you (mainly, sex) and are not interested in dating. Don't worry, they are everywhere. Keep it simple, one or two nights a week. Dinner is not even needed. Don't ask/don't tell policy when it comes to other men/women. Find two such women, 2 nights a week each, and you will be in good shape.

For those that are hypocrital and say this isn't possible, get a clue. For those who say "eww... sluts," well, that's what condoms are for.