Best movie quotes

[CollinEstes]

Greatest Movie quote ever is from Seven.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention

[MonkeeMan]

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
Man Stoner: [looks around] : I think we're parked.

Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
Pedro: A weekday.

[rohjoh]

Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got [censored] to do!

[MonkeeMan]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[SippinSoma]

"Act as if..." ~Boiler Room

"Get busy living or get busy dying." ~Shawshank Redemption

[MonkeeMan]

"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

[swede123]

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"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

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Of more recent movies Napoleon Dynamite easily wins the contest of most quotable lines.

You're just jealous 'cause I've been chatting with babes on the Internet all day.

Swede

[Exitonly]

That movie was soo hit or miss... but this line is one of my favorites of recent time...


"Your MOM Goes to college"

[@bsolute_luck]

"San Diego is German for a whale's vagina"

and

"you tried to grease me up and that is clearly gay."

i'll let you smart people figure the movies.

I can post 20 from Napoleon.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes

from the 40 year old virgin.

"Do you know how I know you're gay?"
"How"
"You listen to Coldplay"

LLL