Favorite Lines at the poker table, part 2

[AAquadsAA]

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[Porcupine]

Aug. 29th NLHE tourney The Orleans:

After a everyone folds to players good-sized raise preflop and he claims the small pot, he throws JJ face up on the table:



Player: Good! I hate jacks.

Dealer: What are you talking about? I love jacks.

Player: You love jacks? That is why you are dealing this tournament, not playing in it.

[InchoateHand]

Same total LAG...different small stakes game. Happens on three occasions:

ABLAG1: "How much you got?"
AGLAG2: "Okay, okay...I fold."

ME: "How much you got?"
AGLAG2 (Higgins) "OKay, okay, I fold."
Repeat.

[KingFourOff]

At my NLHE game at school, folds around to SB, who raises.

BB: "Are you ahead of big, little?"
SB: "How Big's your big?"
BB: "Well, my big isn't that big... but my little *is* pretty little." (folds)

[Lottery Larry]

From one of my home players, who has a pet phrase of "Ace-King no goot!" :
I heard this yelled from the other room/table, from a cash NL game "Q4 beats AK, JUST LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO UNDER THE GUN!"