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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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is this guy foreign? i've noticed that alot of countries don't seem to have discovered the art of ass wiping. [/ QUOTE ] No, he is from PA. |
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PM me his e-mail and I'll anonymously send him a link to this thread. [/ QUOTE ] We have discussed sending him an anonymous e-mail. What do people think? (I dont think I could send him a copy of a twoplustwo thread, because it would be pretty clearly from me) |
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Boss: Do you dump wherever you're standing, or do you use toilets? Or, do you use some magical Centaur toilet? Centaur: We use regular bathrooms. Boss: Do you use special Centaur toilet paper? Centaur: Nope. We use nortmal toilet paper. Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe yourself? Centaur: Uh.. there is a device we use, it's called an Aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth. Boss: So.. there's a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers? Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um.. there's a store that's a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such.. there's one on 57th Street. Boss: I've seen that establishment. [/ QUOTE ] what the hell is this from?? I want to see it immediately! |
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A while ago I came across the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance website. While perusing their forums, I came across a serious thread about how to wipe. A lot of them just always took showers after every dump, but others had come up with contraptions involving long sticks and towels. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
maybe he gets some really good ass cheek spreadage from the toilet seat and doesn't need to wipe. i don't see this as a really good possiblity, but hey, sillier things have happened.
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Truly this is our future.
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The OP's post just shattered my reality constructs.
I havent even read any of the responses and Im not even sure I can continue. WOW. |
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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[ QUOTE ] Boss: Do you dump wherever you're standing, or do you use toilets? Or, do you use some magical Centaur toilet? Centaur: We use regular bathrooms. Boss: Do you use special Centaur toilet paper? Centaur: Nope. We use nortmal toilet paper. Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe yourself? Centaur: Uh.. there is a device we use, it's called an Aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth. Boss: So.. there's a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers? Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um.. there's a store that's a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such.. there's one on 57th Street. Boss: I've seen that establishment. [/ QUOTE ] what the hell is this from?? I want to see it immediately! [/ QUOTE ] I didn't see a link posted, so here is the transcript. Pretty effin' hilarious. |
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[ QUOTE ] People wipe from the back? [/ QUOTE ]Apparently, womem are supposed to.. Something to do with infection but I don't know the details. [/ QUOTE ] Uhh, surely women should wipe from the front to the back then discard the paper, and repeat. It's pretty damn obvious why isn't it?! |
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Apparently, any non-disgusting human is supposed to [/ QUOTE ] FYP. what the [censored] could inspire somebody to think back to front is a good idea? do you find the hairy, angular recesses where your legs meet easier to manage than a perfectly straight line in a more accessible area of your body? |
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