"Official" Live at the Bike thread (9/27)

[DaveduFresne]

Except for when you're on the show it works like that.

[lighterjobs]

school house rock > the smurfs.

[whalekock]

The Smurfs were awesome. To bad they were basically communist hippies living in a commune in the woods.

[Kevmath]

Every show on TV> Smurfs

Look at Nebiolio r00l with his 10 high.

[Russ McGinley]

NES talk, here we go. Git r done.

[Kevmath]

Back in the day I had a sweet Sears Tele-Games system. Boy was I king of the world.

[whalekock]

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NES talk, here we go. Git r done.

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Kung Fu for NES:
Level 1: Go right, sweep boss
Level 2: Go left, sweep boss
Level 3: Go right, sweep boss
Level 4: Go left , high kick boss
Level 5: Go right, sweep boss
End (save that helpless bitch Sylvia)

I had pong.

[Kevmath]

Bart loves the old school PSAs (stolen from an 80's nostalgia site):

Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese
On Saturday mornings, there was a public service announcement about eating healthy snacks. A yellow guy (Timer) in a big cowboy hat, with spindly legs talked about nutrition. When he was weak, his skinny legs wobbled; he suggested carrot wheels and juice-ice cubes or peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast. He started the piece with "Howdy, it's time for Timer"

He first debuted in a afterschool special about the inner workings of the human body. "On some weekends when its raining and your mother is complaining cause your hanging around just tiddling your thumbs" "Tell your mom that you've been itching to do something in the kitchen and oh yes the mess will be a minumum" "And the thing that's going to please her is that you make it in the freezer and nothing could be easier to fix." "Now just watch while I go through it. All you really need to do it is some kind of juice and just a few toothpicks" "Now all you need is some juice and ice cube tray. pour the juice in the tray and cover it with a plastic wrap. carefully place the toothpicks through the plastic and in a few hours stacks of snacks." "Don't wait until it rains before you try this healthy trick. You'll have a fun time having sunshine on a stick"

[whalekock]

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Bart loves the old school PSAs (stolen from 80's nostalgia site):

Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese
On Saturday mornings, there was a public service announcement about eating healthy snacks. A yellow guy (Timer) in a big cowboy hat, with spindly legs talked about nutrition. When he was weak, his skinny legs wobbled; he suggested carrot wheels and juice-ice cubes or peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast. He started the piece with "Howdy, it's time for Timer"

He first debuted in a afterschool special about the inner workings of the human body. "On some weekends when its raining and your mother is complaining cause your hanging around just tiddling your thumbs" "Tell your mom that you've been itching to do something in the kitchen and oh yes the mess will be a minumum" "And the thing that's going to please her is that you make it in the freezer and nothing could be easier to fix." "Now just watch while I go through it. All you really need to do it is some kind of juice and just a few toothpicks" "Now all you need is some juice and ice cube tray. pour the juice in the tray and cover it with a plastic wrap. carefully place the toothpicks through the plastic and in a few hours stacks of snacks." "Don't wait until it rains before you try this healthy trick. You'll have a fun time having sunshine on a stick"

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Family guy spoofed that this year. Poor timers a crackhead now.