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Old 08-24-2005, 09:39 PM
masse75 masse75 is offline
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Heh,

I used to go upstate every summer and one summer when I was 14 we found an undergroun bee-hive. We decided to get this kid Sam all bitten up. We set up a baseball game and we told him to play outfield in the area right next to the hive.

It didn't take Sam long to step on the hive and it was pretty damn funny to see a chubby little kid getting stung like crazy.

It took about two minutes for the bees to spread EVERYWHERE and sting the [censored] out of all of us. Almost everyone in the colony got stung, and my grandmother got stung like 4 times. She was pissed off.

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Please elaborate there.

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Sounds like either he's settling the New World or he's a member of the Borg Collective.
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Old 08-24-2005, 09:57 PM
IggyWH IggyWH is offline
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Colonies of Yellow Jackets can get very big. Melch

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...and very mean. Take it from someone that was once swarmed on by an entire nest. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I was very lucky last Thursday...

I was out working in the field (had to go out with a jurisdiction officer to show wetlands that were deliniated) and after she was done, we had to go back to a spot to GPS the one wetland. Our damn GPS unit was being a bitch so I was just standing around and kept hearing what sounded like bees flying around. I'd look around and not see anything except those big ass horse flies so I just figured that's what it was.

I then felt a pinch on the back of my leg, so I turn around and there's dozens of yellow jackets on my pants. I take off running where I lose most of them and then beat the [censored] out of the rest with a fieldbook I had when I ran out of gas.

On the way back home, about an hour later, I feel something walking on my leg. I squeeze my pants and feel something smooshing. I roll up my pants to find I squashed another yellow jacket. I'm lucky that guy didn't have a field day.
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:03 PM
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Head out there at night time, when the bees are less active, and will be in their nest, find the hole, and spray plenty of pesticide down there. Pyrethrins or any pyrethroid (anything ending in -thrin, such as deltamethrin) will do. Raid or the generic equivilent should do.

I don't think they sell over the counter pesticide dust, or else I would recommend that. It travels better than a spray, and has a longer residual.
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:56 AM
LetYouDown LetYouDown is offline
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Results? Co-worker just got stung by a bee, I laughed...thought of this thread.
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:02 PM
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Just buy some hornet/wasp killer spray and zap them. But here is the key. You must wait until sundown to do it because you have have to wait until they all return to the nest.
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:04 PM
STLantny STLantny is offline
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Firecrackers + stryrofome, disinegrated into gasoline.
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:05 PM
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Results? Co-worker just got stung by a bee, I laughed...thought of this thread.

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Excellent bump!
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:08 PM
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Get one of those electrified fly killer tennis racket type gizmos that fry the bees when they fly into it, poke the hole and play a little tennis.
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:41 AM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Did we ever get results on this? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:48 AM
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Punch every bee in the face

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The genius of Dane Cook wins again.
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