Revenge on neighbors

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get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor

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Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever.

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LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it.

Is that normal?

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Depending how evil you are feeling...

This is only slightly illegal. Just a "minor" federal offense for mail tampering. Do this at your own risk.

If you can get to her mail, write "RETURN TO SENDER: RECEPIENT DECEASED" on the envelopes.

This will potentially take months or even years to straighten out.

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get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor

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Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever.

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LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it.

Is that normal?

<font color="white"> I'm not being serious, just in case someone is that dumb. </font>

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Wow are you serious?

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get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor

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Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever.

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LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it.

Is that normal?

<font color="white"> I'm not being serious, just in case someone is that dumb. </font>

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Wow are you serious?

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You aren't good with this Interweb thing, are you?

[TheBlueMonster]

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get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor

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Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever.

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LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it.

Is that normal?

<font color="white"> I'm not being serious, just in case someone is that dumb. </font>

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I don't know how many people read the white print btw

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"RETURN TO SENDER: RECEPIENT DECEASED"

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This is friggin awesome, but no dice. Each mailbox is locked.

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Go confront her face to face and tell her she's being a lunatic. It's a lot harder for people to screw each other when they actually have met the person. She probably has some ridiculous fantasy about how you look and act that has nothing to do with real life.

You need to speak to this person at least once, tell her she's behaving like an idiot and ask her to stop. If she doesn't, plant some drugs in her car.

NT

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and for my 4000th trick... I will not read the thread

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Crap, didn't even realize I was coming up on a milestone like that...
NT

[JonPKibble]

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I used to live in a second floor apartment in a 2 story apartment complex, I would play DDR

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Oh my aching ass. I'm glad I was out of apartments/dorms before this got big.

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Did you ever hear about the guy who lost like 300 lbs playing DDR?

Man, if only I had his ambition.

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get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor

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Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever.

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LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it.

Is that normal?

<font color="white"> I'm not being serious, just in case someone is that dumb. </font>

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Wow are you serious?

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LoL, I trick good.

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Get one of those saws that handymen use to cut drywall and cut her whole apartment out of the complex with her in it and use a flatbed truck to move it to Iraq.