WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?

[ncboiler]

Somone once told me I was a good player and I instantly thought WTF is he talking about? I suck. Then I realize that's [censored] you say to a fish.

Live limit cash game, San Jose CA, Bay 101.

After making a comment about someone who just moved tables and relative skill levels.. The guy to my right "Poker is not a game of skill. You're just playing the cards on the board, you have them or you don't."

I almost began to debate it, but just nodded and went back to my cards.

Just a few minutes later he reaches into his wallet to buy in again for the 5th time.

That was a fun night.

[tworooks]

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Sorry, but i did not said i was 13, maybe it was a burglar or something, but i am 18 almost 19 so taht is not possible

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This is way too funny. A burglar, lmao.

[Python49]

Huge fish from my live game at college was always made fun of when we played and one day tried to argue back. Him trying to argue back logistics through poker is like a blind man arguing about the quality of a graphics card. After people continually got frustrated that he was playing hands like 2/7 he blurts out "LOOK GUYS, THE QUALITY OF YOUR STARTING CARDS IS ONLY DETERMINED BY WHAT COMES OUT ON THE BOARD". Someone responds: "How can quality of starting cards be dependent on an event which has not yet occured (the flop)"... *silence*

[Rduke55]

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I learn but I learn in style
Look at these t-shirts denim too
and don't step on the shoes
Do you like jeans? Yeah! Jeans. Yeah!
In school you gots to be seen. Oh Yeah!
Trying to come back with the hottest look
Without tapping Mom's pocketbook.
Baby I'm back.

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That commercial was so bad (therefore awesome) I rewound it on the DVR and dragged my wife in the room to watch it.
Mesmerizing.

[BigF]

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Huge fish from my live game at college was always made fun of when we played and one day tried to argue back. Him trying to argue back logistics through poker is like a blind man arguing about the quality of a graphics card. After people continually got frustrated that he was playing hands like 2/7 he blurts out "LOOK GUYS, THE QUALITY OF YOUR STARTING CARDS IS ONLY DETERMINED BY WHAT COMES OUT ON THE BOARD". Someone responds: "How can quality of starting cards be dependent on an event which has not yet occured (the flop)"... *silence*

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To be honest, that "someone" is not very bright either.

[billymonk]

Just a minute ago

Dealer: Player1 wins pot ($5.75) with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Player2: 72
Player2: lol
Player1: I walways play it on PS!

[WDC]

Just last week

I had flopped a set of aces after raising from the small blind

another guy turned a pair and rivered two pair

we went three bets preflop; one on the flop
3 on the turn

4 on the river

as i am dragging the pot the guy types in

unreal: somebody alawys got a set when i have too pair (the mispellings are his)

[KneeCo]

I play micro-limits on Party, so I hear some really dumb comments (while I myself avoid the chat like the plague). Anyway, this is from just moments ago at a Party .5/1 table.

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#2565142168: aces4alice wins $6.50 from the main pot with three of a kind, queens.
LewFather: runner runner Q's thats unforgetable
LewFather: def going down in the 2+2 forums
LewFather: he had no draw he was literally drawing to KQ KK QQ and he hit it
LewFather: brutal..


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(emphasis added)

[TobDog]

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