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#501
05-13-2005, 09:28 AM
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Re: \"NO RAISE, NO FUTURE!!!!\"
If the guy wanted to be the center of attention, the guy did h im a favor....
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#502
05-13-2005, 05:50 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Playing at a home game, flop is 867. 2 checks to an absolute idiot. He rearranges the flop to 678, looks at his cards, mouths the words five six seven eight nine as he counts on his fingers(oblivious to all the stares) and goes all in. Everyone laughs and folds, and im like...ur such a friggin idiot, he goes..."no seriously im just a nice guy, i just wanted to let u know i had the straight."
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#503
05-13-2005, 06:41 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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[ QUOTE ] I'd wet my pants from joy if I ever heard that. [/ QUOTE ] I think we've all just found a leak in your game. [/ QUOTE ] I spit water all over my monitor when I read this. |
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#504
05-13-2005, 08:40 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
I'm sitting at the Legends of Poker with Doyle Brunson on my right and Tuna Lund two to my left, two guys who are *not* small. We've been at the table maybe 15 minutes, and Doyle and I are talking about something, when Tuna says "Oh, hi Doyle I didn't see you there." Doyle looks up, and says "Tuna! I haven't seen you in years, what have you been up to?" The guy to Tuna's left pipes up with "Another billion-to-one shot comes in: the two biggest guys at the table don't see each other."
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#505
05-13-2005, 08:45 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Two others from a friend of mine in an online game:
My friend just put some brutal suckout beat on some guy who of course began complaining. My friend responded with "Eat a lump of my sh*t and cough me up a brownie." Another time in reference to a rock at the table: "He's tighter than the Pope's O-ring." |
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#506
05-16-2005, 12:34 AM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
How are the small games there anyway? Been thinking of heading up there sometime.
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#507
05-16-2005, 02:19 AM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
heard a good one the other day. NL tourney I limp after a couple limpers in middle position, person to my left raises, 3-4 people call, I consider for a moment and I call. I guy at the table looks at me and laughs, and says "pot odds". Another guy at the table says:
[ QUOTE ] hmmphhhh... pot odds. I'm lost so much [censored] money from that pot odds bulls*** man... [/ QUOTE ] |
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#508
05-16-2005, 02:54 AM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
No offense, but i think some folks are too excited to contribute SOMETHING to this thread and just aren't telling funny lines or even anything resembling a "line".
Makes it tougher for people like me to find the good stuff! |
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#509
05-16-2005, 06:06 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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No offense, but i think some folks are too excited to contribute SOMETHING to this thread and just aren't telling funny lines or even anything resembling a "line". Makes it tougher for people like me to find the good stuff! [/ QUOTE ] at least I tried to be funny |
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#510
05-16-2005, 10:20 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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No offense, but i think some folks are too excited to contribute SOMETHING to this thread and just aren't telling funny lines or even anything resembling a "line". Makes it tougher for people like me to find the good stuff! [/ QUOTE ] Good thing we have your post to change all that. |
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