1 week to live ...... - Page 5

Danenania · #1 12-20-2005, 09:09 AM

1 week would be a pretty [censored] amount of notice. If I had a month then I could really make the best of it. But a week seems like not enough time to organize something really awesome. I'd need to do some research before deciding. For example I'd definitely want to try some heroin if I knew I'd die in a week, but I have no idea how I'd go about getting any. I'm sure it would take longer than a week to be successful. And for those whose plans include travel, do you really want to spend a large portion of your final days stuck on an airplane or in a car? I'd probably be too restless for either of those. Maybe a car would be alright. I think with only a week I'd just start doing random spontaneous things instead of making plans of any sort.

Brings up other interesting questions: what would you do if you find out you have one HOUR left to live? How about five minutes?

#2 12-20-2005, 12:24 PM

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Would you rather have a faulty parachute while skydiving and have a minute tops? A week seems like a long time to sulk to me.

Also, should it scare me that kurosh and I live in the same city?

#3 12-20-2005, 12:49 PM

Liars, Liars. Liars.

When it is HYPOTHETICAL, everyone is a badass.

1) Hookers
2) Heroin
3) Homicide
4) Hamburgers

In real life it would be this

1) Uncontrollable crying
2) Trying to find religion and praying to whatever God will listen.
3) Spending 3 of those days in a doctors office waiting for the second opinion to confirm you now have 4 days to live.

Me however, I actually am a badass. This means I would be eating burgers out a Hooker's beav while she is shooting Heroin into my neck. Her Pimp, who I just shot, is dead in the corner.

LLL

Sightless · #4 12-20-2005, 12:53 PM

1) Hookers
2) Heroin
3) Homicide
4) Hamburgers

#5 12-20-2005, 02:59 PM

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Me however, I actually am a badass. This means I would be eating burgers out a Hooker's beav while she is shooting Heroin into my neck. Her Pimp, who I just shot, is dead in the corner.

LLL

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Almost spilled my coffee. Oh man I'm tearin' up...can't stop laughing! LMAO that is awesome.

One week to live, huh? I could imagine all kinds of illegal activity. But since this isn't in my nature and the slim chance of being told the wrong info (as mentioned) I'd probably round up some friends, go to the Carribbean and drink myself silly on the beach, hit on every hot girl I see, blow a lot of money at the casinos (or go on an insane run and give everyone a slice) go parasailing and do whatever the hell I felt like doing.

I would have to finance my trip, so I'd either get as much in loans as I could or rob a bank.

Yes, I've often thought psychos on killing sprees have low batting averages at best. I'm sure I could do much better.

ScottieK

tolbiny · #6 12-20-2005, 03:50 PM

Mr simpson, you have 24 hours to live.

Well, actually 22 hours, sorry to keep you waiting.

Alobar · #7 12-20-2005, 10:13 AM

Id go get a hooker and a slice of pizza

WackityWhiz · #8 12-20-2005, 10:52 AM

I would write letters to everyone I cared about as well. Then I would do some drugs and on the final day I would prepare myself for the best police chase in the history of mankind. I would go to a dealership and test drive the car of my dreams. Then I would do my best to last up until the final moments of my life and then I would take my own life by crashing, preferably over a cliff.

#9 12-20-2005, 11:06 AM

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I would write letters to everyone I cared about as well. Then I would do some drugs and on the final day I would prepare myself for the best police chase in the history of mankind. I would go to a dealership and test drive the car of my dreams. Then I would do my best to last up until the final moments of my life and then I would take my own life by crashing, preferably over a cliff.

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Like this?

odellthurman · #10 12-20-2005, 03:30 PM

For one day, I would tell everyone on OOT about my plight. Then, on the second day, I would solicit suggestions on what I should do. On the third day, I would organize the suggestions and create a poll on what I should do. I would allow people to vote on the fourth and fifth days. On the sixth day, I would announce the winner and set up a time and place for other OOT'ers to meet me. I would wake up on the morning of the seventh day, realize that, although I still had time to go do my thing, I wouldn't have time afterwards to compile and post a detailed trip report, so I would resolve to kill myself. After making such a resolution, I would solicit suggestions from OOT on how to kill myself. . . .