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11-16-2005, 10:08 PM
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I got dumped for watching the OC once. I was late meeting this girl, and when I told her it was because I lost track of time watching TV she didn't really care, but when I told her it was the OC I was watching, she kicked me to the curb.
A friend of mine got dumped because her boyfriend overheard her tell another girl she thought guys making out was hot. The guy told her he couldn't go out with someone who fantasized about him kissing another guy. 
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#42
11-16-2005, 10:38 PM
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Does this joke work anymore? To the jews really have a monoploy on circumcision in the United States in 2005? Can we get a ruling? [/ QUOTE ] No, It doesn't work in the US. It's stupid. 90% of Americans are sliced up, we had a poll a while ago.
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#43
11-16-2005, 10:38 PM
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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one. Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue [/ QUOTE ] "Tucker “Everyone’s doing anal. It’s the new black.”" HAHA
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#44
11-16-2005, 10:45 PM
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I dated a black girl in college who dumped me not for being white, but for being Jewish. "I've decided I can't be with someone who hasn't accepted Jesus in their life." [/ QUOTE ] It's really depressing how badly some parents [censored] up their kids. Maybe Philip Larkin was right.
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#46
11-16-2005, 10:49 PM
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[ QUOTE ] I dated a black girl in college who dumped me not for being white, but for being Jewish. "I've decided I can't be with someone who hasn't accept Jesus in their life." [/ QUOTE ] How did she know you were jewish? Did she see your penis? [/ QUOTE ] It was the Christ-killing that gave it away. Just kidding!
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#47
11-16-2005, 10:50 PM
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I know it's not that uncommon, but still frustrating: "I only want what I can't have." This coming from a girl who had an on-and-off crush on me for 8 years while I barely noticed her existence, and then when I finally liked her back and we started dating, she lost interest. [/ QUOTE ] LOL another classic. It's true that the catching often doesn't live up to the chase, though.
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#48
11-16-2005, 10:51 PM
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[ QUOTE ] I dated a black girl in college who dumped me not for being white, but for being Jewish. "I've decided I can't be with someone who hasn't accepted Jesus in their life." [/ QUOTE ] It's really depressing how badly some parents [censored] up their kids. Maybe Philip Larkin was right. [/ QUOTE ] Man passes misery on to man It deepens like a continental shelf Get out early while you can And don't have any kids yourself.
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#50
11-16-2005, 11:11 PM
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Re: Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I dated a black girl in college who dumped me not for being white, but for being Jewish. "I've decided I can't be with someone who hasn't accepted Jesus in their life." [/ QUOTE ] It's really depressing how badly some parents [censored] up their kids. Maybe Philip Larkin was right. [/ QUOTE ] Man passes misery on to man It deepens like a continental shelf Get out early while you can And don't have any kids yourself. [/ QUOTE ] Not to nitpick but if I remember correctly it's "man hands on misery to man, it deepens like a coastal shelf..." still, nh.
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