Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.

[jakethebake]

I'm new in town and I'm a little lost. Mind giving me directions to your house?

[WDC]

Back in 1984 while at spring break my roomate and I were talking to a group of three girls. Out of nowhere he says "Anyone want to go back to my room at [censored]." Two of the girls took him up on it, leaving me to play wingman to the only prude in the bunch. God college sucked for me.

[diebitter]

Yeah, sometimes direct works. I never tried myself, and usually the pretty boys are the ones who seem to get this.

I knew a hound who I was at a party with once. It was boring, and we were getting ready to go. He says 'give me 10', goes up to some little fat girl, basically says, 'come upstairs', takes her upstairs and does a turn with her in the bathroom, and 10 minutes later we're all just about ready in the hall, preparing to leave, and he just comes bounding down the stairs and walks out the front door without saying a word. The cool mf!

Another time, I was in a bar where I worked, and saw two guys talking, girl stands nearby, and one turns around and says 'fancy a fk?'.

She goes 'yeah, but not with you!'
Number two, says 'how about me?'

She nods, they take a walk around the bar, and then leave. number one got the piss ripped out of him! hehehe

[David04]

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The worst one I ever saw that actually worked:

My friend (very drunk): "I have a magic watch".
Girl (sober & suspicous): "Oh yeah?"
MF: "It can tell what colour knickers your wearing."
Girl: "Yeah right, whatever. Go on then"
MF: Fiddles with watch a bit. Shakes it, brings it to his ear. "Woooow. OMFG. Your not wearing any".
Girl: "Ha, yes I am. There black".
MF: "Oh [censored]. My watch is running slow".

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Okay, maybe I'm stupid, but I have been thinking about this for a while. Wouldn't the "watch" be running fast?

[Punker]

I prefer :

"I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

[SheetWise]

"Does this look infected?"

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[Chris Daddy Cool]

Can I stick it in your pooper?

[diebitter]

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Can I stick it in your pooper?

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Well, if you don't be polite and say 'please', what do you expect...

[4thstreetpete]

The worst one I've ever heard that actually worked was when a friend was at a club. He was completely hammered and outside the club he approached this chick and

"hi, I want to do something with you that rhymes with duck." [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[SinCityGuy]

"You are a little older than I am used to, but can you buy me a drink?"