Another night with the Sucker, et al. - Page 5

Matt Flynn · #41 10-05-2005, 11:59 PM

i'm thinking hammock. Boris could hold up the other end. and don't forget the hot chick to fan me with the palm frond.

J.A.Sucker · #42 10-06-2005, 12:12 AM

For 150 bucks, these chicks would likely do anything you wanted.

J.A.Sucker · #43 10-06-2005, 12:13 AM

You're right. You said "bro" and not "dude." Sorry to misrepresent the facts, but I was drunk. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

J.A.Sucker · #44 10-06-2005, 12:15 AM

Sam was in the market to get us female companionship, for sure. I imagine that he has a special route that he goes for, and there are several ladies who he kind of works with. Why don't you ask him next time you get a ride from him. Then stab him.

Josh W · #45 10-06-2005, 12:24 AM

Whilst reading, and coming accross the name "Gemini", I knew they were either strippers or hookers. If you changed "Lisa" to "Sapphire", I woulda guessed strippers. If you changed "Lisa" to "Whore", I woulda guessed hookers.

Josh

Boris · #46 10-06-2005, 12:25 AM

I really connected with Lisa on a deeper level. She told me she's also a stripper.

Josh W · #47 10-06-2005, 12:26 AM

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That cost much?

Boris · #48 10-06-2005, 12:29 AM

naw. you gotta understand, I'm one charmin mutherfuggin pig.

Josh W · #49 10-06-2005, 12:32 AM

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naw. you gotta understand, I'm one charmin mutherfuggin pig.

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I guess I won't eat you.

Last time I was in the bay area, Sucker and I went to King Egg Roll or some such nonsense. Twas good. He told me your name, as part of a story. I didn't know who it was. But when I learned, I assumed you had charm to spare.

Ulysses · #50 10-06-2005, 04:34 AM

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Whilst reading, and coming accross the name "Gemini", I knew they were either strippers or hookers. If you changed "Lisa" to "Sapphire", I woulda guessed strippers. If you changed "Lisa" to "Whore", I woulda guessed hookers.

Josh

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Exactly, Josh. How about when you ask them where they live, there is a lot of confusion until one of them finally comes up w/ some generic place? Then, twenty minutes later you ask again and that chick comes up with "oh we have a room in the Marina tonight."

It was not rocket science. Sucker thinks I didn't know because I didn't say anything and was talking to the chicks. What he didn't realize was that I was simply praying that I was wrong and these really were chicks who decided to jump into our cab when we beckoned them over and told them we were heading to North Beach to party.