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View Poll Results: Do you take notes when playing in a home game?
Yes 3 6.25%
No 41 85.42%
I take notes primarily on my opponents' play. 2 4.17%
I take notes primarily on my own play. 2 4.17%
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:54 PM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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Default Re: I just peed on my chips. Should I still eat them?

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Yes. I am not touching ANYTHING that goes in the urinal.

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So for whatever reason, you drop a $100 bill. You just give up on it?
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:52 PM
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I was just using a urinal and I had my lunch in my hand.

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Dude you know how gross is this right?

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It's not like I was balancing a sandwich on my dick. But no, I don't make it a habit.

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I don't even like breathing the air of a public toilet, and I won't take food or drink even in my own bathroom, let alone to a public toilet.

food + public toilets = Yuck.

As you can see the issue of whether urine actually touched the food or not is moot, it was uneatable by default once it passed through the door.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:00 PM
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I ate them. They were fu.cking excellent.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:10 PM
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I ate them.

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Did you enjoy them? did you think about urine the whole time?
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:11 PM
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Default Re: I just peed on my chips. Should I still eat them?

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Yes. I am not touching ANYTHING that goes in the urinal.

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So for whatever reason, you drop a $100 bill. You just give up on it?

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No, because the average $100 bill is equally as disgusting as the urinal.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:17 PM
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I ate them. They were fu.cking excellent.

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Old 10-05-2005, 05:26 PM
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Default Re: I just peed on my chips. Should I still eat them?

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Oh hang on, i've been confused. I thought you meant this chips



But in actual fact you meant crisps. Which usually are in water tight bags. And so actually i'd say it is safe to eat them, but wash the bag first because of pee residue on the bag &gt; fingers &gt; crisps &gt; mouth

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This yet another piece of evidence that the US and UK do not actually speak the same language. In the U.S., the food items in your picture are known nas "French fries" (the effort to rename them "freedom fries" after the French veto of our venture in Iraq appears to have failed). What you call "crisps", we call "potato chips", or just plain "chips".

A few more English to American translations.

flat = apartment.
lift = elevator.
knickers = panties.
football = soccer.
American football(?) = football.

There are many more, but I can't think of them now.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: I just peed on my chips. Should I still eat them?

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I was just using a urinal and I had my lunch in my hand.

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Why would you take your lunch into the bathroom. Obviously, the bag of chips should have been thrown away.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:39 PM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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Default Re: I just peed on my chips. Should I still eat them?

Not so obvious boss. you see the results of the poll? It's been split down the middle from the start.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:42 PM
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I ate them.

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Did you enjoy them? did you think about urine the whole time?

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By chip #2, I had all but forgotten. Until I got to the end and went to do the normal grab-the-bag-and-tilt-to-the-sky (for crumb purposes of course). I couldn't really bring myself to wrap my hands around the bag and stick it in my face. I think I made the right choice.

-JOTR
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