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09-02-2005, 08:49 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] assorted period/hitting it discussion [/ QUOTE ] Is it me, or does this sort of demand its own thread? [/ QUOTE ] It's been done before. 
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#44
09-02-2005, 08:50 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] assorted period/hitting it discussion [/ QUOTE ] Is it me, or does this sort of demand its own thread? [/ QUOTE ] It's been done before. [/ QUOTE ] Once you reach the top of the posting heap, you realize there truly is no such thing as an original thought.
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#45
09-02-2005, 09:09 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
Errr... I think so.. don't remember (or plead the fifth).
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#46
09-02-2005, 09:56 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before. [/ QUOTE ] Please please please tell us you were *really really* drunk and didn't know what you were doing.
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#47
09-02-2005, 09:57 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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"Say my name" [/ QUOTE ] Uh...Mulva?
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#48
09-02-2005, 10:36 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
I know she was trying to say something, but the plastic bag over her head made it just sound like "fmmhfmm msdfmmsdfmg".
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#49
09-02-2005, 10:38 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
Once picked up a chick at a bar.
We go back to her place crack open a couple beers, one thing leads to another. Just as I'm getting ready to enter her she says "don't do it if you don't mean it. To which I reply "Oh, I mean to fcuk you". Which I did. Haven't seen the little tramp since.
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#50
09-02-2005, 10:46 AM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out. [/ QUOTE ] It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem. [/ QUOTE ] Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before. [/ QUOTE ] [Darth vader]Impressive[/darth vader]. What did you do with it then? Actually, I've had two girlies tell me getting to the happy ending relieved their period pains. Maybe there's a pick-up line buried in there somewhere - you just gotta look out for the bloated, cranky ones... [/ QUOTE ] What did I do with it then? Threw it across the room. Pulling it out was nothing compared to retriving it the next day.
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