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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
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Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in [censored]. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? -Pulp Fiction [/ QUOTE ] love it. |
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
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"What happened to your face?" "She crossed her legs too fast." He ad-libbed that snappy comeback. [/ QUOTE ] Tone down what, mother-fucker! |
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet [censored]! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET [censored] on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how [censored] good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys [censored]. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my [censored] business, that's why! |
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
Pulp Fiction is a comedy in my book and certainly in the context of this thread.
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