Ask citanul anything:

[valenzuela]

the one with lettuce and tomatoes...maybe it doesnt exists in America.

[Bluff Daddy]

I always get the .99 double cheeseburger

[wuwei]

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the one with lettuce and tomatoes...maybe it doesnt exists in America.

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I believe you are referring to the Big 'n' Tasty.

[valenzuela]

ty ppl. Its called Mcnifica in spanish, intresting stuff...

[Big Limpin']

We have the "Big Xtra" up here in Canada

[gp?]

citanul, whats the largest raise you will call with a low pocket pair on the button of a 800 chip sng? or is it better to fold and not lose the chips?

[spentrent]

Why do I only go on a heater when I really need the money?

Is my Three Heater Theorem sound? It's basically this: "One who lives off his bankroll can only move up to the next stakes when he has three heaters in a row. Only then are this and the next month's bills paid. The third heater jumps the bankroll to the next level. Thus, without a backer, a Low Stakes Pro has to get really lucky to become a Slighty Less Low Stakes Pro."

[Mr_Oog]

Dear Citanul,
I find I am very often being spite called on the bubble lately (55's). What makes an opponent spite call and how can you predict this will happen? Of course they know I must be pushing a wide range of hands, but calling my push with K5o seems crazy to me.
-Mike

[citanul]

Colonel,

If it is the same friend who dragged you to the party and who is cockblocking you, he has lost all dibs rights. He had plenty of fair time to tell you that he was interested, and also plenty of fair time to approach the girl. It doesn't sound like he has ever approached the girl though.

If it's a different friend, who was not at the party, who is telling you this, he gains more weight as he didn't have a chance to tell you earlier.

However if it's the first scenario and you choose to ditch the girl anyway, you have gone way past the limits of what's necessary.

You should talk about this with your friend and see if he has ever or is ever going to actually approach the girl, and then most likely since he won't be, call her back, apologize to her for having to skip out the other day, and live happilly ever after.

citanul

[citanul]

vinyard,

I dunno, pretty f*cking pissed I'd guess?

citanul