Getting 'turned down' by a girl way below your league

[ChoicestHops]

Zero, if it makes you feel any better I was wasted one night in the back of a friend's car going back home. My friend's gf was in the front, and her fat friend was in the back.

She took advantage of me and started hooking up with me as she tried to whip out my piece. Then I realized what I was doing as we pulled up to my house and I rushed out of the car.

At least nothing happened. Now post a pic.

[cbfair]

Link or don't link. Enough with the vomit talk. Anyone here over 25 (the vast minority, i know) has f*cked a troll before - your problem is you were too much of a [censored] to seal the deal. All your trash talk turned her off, dumbass. Now you feel the need to come here and save face by telling us how ugly she was and getting all dramatic about barfing burritos.

Grow up and get a life.

Tell you what, you're such a hot-shot cutie, why don't you just post a pic of yourself. We'll be able to judge just how out of her league you truly are.

It's probably more "compassionate" to keep her out of this anyway. She never asked you to go on the internet and talk about how you couldn't perform in front of your buddy.

[IndieMatty]

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i told a similar story to #sstakes involving a myspace profile of a really ugly fat girl. i posted the link, you should to

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I've had numerous unattractive and or cheesy girls try and friend me on MS. That [censored] is the devil.

[shant]

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P(BJ)->1 as S*A->infinity
Where S = sluttieness and A = appletinis. Notice even a 1 on the sluttiness scale approaches a probably of a BJ of 1 as the number of appletinis goes to infinity.

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That was rad.

[kerssens]

This thread has way too many words and not enough pics. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Joshssj4]

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Link or don't link. Enough with the vomit talk. Anyone here over 25 (the vast minority, i know) has f*cked a troll before - your problem is you were too much of a [censored] to seal the deal. All your trash talk turned her off, dumbass. Now you feel the need to come here and save face by telling us how ugly she was and getting all dramatic about barfing burritos.

Grow up and get a life.

Tell you what, you're such a hot-shot cutie, why don't you just post a pic of yourself. We'll be able to judge just how out of her league you truly are.

It's probably more "compassionate" to keep her out of this anyway. She never asked you to go on the internet and talk about how you couldn't perform in front of your buddy.

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pwned?

[gorie]

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You guys aren't focusing on the vomit enough

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you're not focusing on the pics enough.

[arod4276]

Make it snappy,,we dont have all night......arod4276

[Tron]

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This thread has way too many words and not enough pics. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Here is a pic:

[ThaSaltCracka]

this always happens. SOme idiot comes and starts a thread and then he doesn't come through. I mean [censored], someone posted a [censored] pic of himself banging some slut, and his damn penis was visible in the pic. That man has stones, you sir have dingle berries for nuts.