Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)

[Snoogins47]

Just tonight, at a little tiny stakes homegame... $20 buy, pl.

Numbers are fudged.

Player 1 raises to $1.25.
Player 2 re-raises to roughly $4.
Player 1 pops it to $12
Player 2 instantly pushes his stack in, which is the $12 plus about $6 extra.
Player 1 calls.

Player 1 has QQ.
Player 2 has J8o.

One of his Jacks was dead.

J on the flop, 8 on the river.

The raiser with QQ says "Seriously, that was absolutely awful" and he's all pissed off

As the sentence is finishing, the J8o player says "...ly good for me" as he scoops the pot.

I liked that one.


This is the same guy who shoved preflop with T4 to my AJ. Flop is J T x, turn x, river 4. As soon as the card hits, he says with a dead serious look on his face "... No further questions."

It might be a lot funnier just knowing the guy who delivers these lines, but I liked them regardless.

[goofball]

after i suckout and someone gets pissed off:

"I'm sorry, I"ll try to play better from now on"

those are the best words i've ever spoken at the poker table.

[Grease]

Nope, AKS, but I got to the room around 9:15, so I must have missed you by 45 min or so. Sorry that the cards hated you [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img].

[MrDannimal]

I've taken to using this when some donk starts berating a fish who sucks out on them. I want to get them mad at me instead of the fish, and it works most of the time.

[MrDannimal]

One guy said to me (after rivering one of my many outs, so by suckout standards it wasn't all that bad):

"Nice catch."

I said "I've got a pretty big mitt." He started cracking up, which probably made it seem funnier than it was.

My favorite though is "Hey, that's why they deal 5 cards."

[TM1212]

[ QUOTE ]
Let's hear'em.

"One out is better than no outs." -Rolf Slotboom

"Did you think I was in there practicing?" -H.K. Odom, a very old Texan

[/ QUOTE ]

"I didn't think he (me) had the ace, he didn't last time when he showed that bluff." Some old fat guy at Tstone after pulling a 10 to make 2 pair beating my pair of aces queen kicker. BTW my friend also at the table shouts "show me a 10" as the dealer turns over the river.

[wegs the wegs]

Player One: "Nice river idiot"
Player Two: "The hand doesn't count until the river"

[hobbsmann]

the "ship it fish" line never gets old when sucking out.

[LIRob23]

[ThinkQuick]

Player 1: You must be really good at poker
Suckout: No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night