what is the best insult? - Page 5

dutchbrodymoss · #41 05-10-2005, 05:03 PM

Watch Glengarry Glenross.

a whole lotta good insults.

Pocket Trips · #42 05-10-2005, 05:04 PM

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You play baseball like a girl.

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In San Francisco its: "You suck cock like a girl."

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VNH

Blarg · #43 05-10-2005, 05:15 PM

LOL. Only the second one in this whole thread that got a laugh out of me.

PokerFink · #44 05-10-2005, 06:42 PM

During a fight with an ex-girlfriend, I said to her "you're a [censored] poisen, and I want you out of my life."

But they took it a bit further on Nip Tuck, when one of the characters told his ex "You are your own brand of poisen, spreading diesease wherever you go."

Blarg · #45 05-10-2005, 06:49 PM

William Burroughs in his work often used to talk about a central aspect of human character being spreading yourself like a virus. I always thought it hit the nail on the head and painted a hilarious but very creepy image.

groo · #46 05-10-2005, 06:52 PM

You must be as stupid as you think I am.

wacki · #47 05-10-2005, 06:52 PM

"Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a [censored]' little baby with her!"

manpower · #48 05-10-2005, 06:54 PM

"You've changed man"

bholdr · #49 05-10-2005, 07:02 PM

"whatever, 'dad'"

tthis really seems to piss people off...

Voltron87 · #50 05-10-2005, 07:24 PM

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Best retort to an insult in a cricket match between Autralia and South Africa:

After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired:

"Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?"

"Cos every time I [censored] your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.

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that is awesome