craziest place you've ever urinated

[drexah]

Oh man, i've got a good one. This was recently, too. Two weekends ago my friend (a girl) had a party at her house to start off our Spring Break. It was late in the night and there wasn't that many people there, probably like 20, and i was playing beirut with a friend when i realized i had to take a piss extremely bad. I had been playing a while and winning and hadn't left the table in probably 8 or 10 beers. So there's only 4 people in the room ( it was a side room off of another room where a lot of people were hanging out ). So, im drunk, lazy, and my friend had just gone upstairs to go the bathroom so im like f*** it, i'll just piss in a can and throw it out after we're done playing. So, i fill up one can and still have to pee like crazy so i grab another can. At this point i'm drunk as all hell pissing in a can in front of like 3 other people all laughing hysterically at me. The noise alerts the girl's house we were at and she comes in the room, at this point im facing the wall and had no idea she came in. All i hear is everyone laughing at me and i really have no idea what's going on. So shes like "WHAT THE FU** ARE YOU DOING!?" and at this point im like oh [censored], cause i actually realized how absolutely stupid and drunk i was being. I quickly zip up and turn around acting like nothing happened. At this point, everyone in the room (probably like 5 people now) are almost crying they are laughing so hard..except for the one girl who's house we were at. She walks over to me and she looks like shes in shock. I see her staring at the floor behind me so im like [censored] did i just piss all over the floor..so i turn around and there's this green bag with piss spray all over it. F***. she starts flipping out yelling, im so drunk i don't even know what shes saying until i hear her say something along the lines of "YOU DUMB [censored], YOU JUST PISSED ALL OVER MY DAD'S MARINE BAG". at this point all i want to do is get the hell out of there, because i realize her dad just came back from Iraq like a month ago and I had just mistakingly sprayed pee all over her dad's *SACRED* marine bag. So basically after i had to clean everything up, felt like a huge idiot, everyone still laughing at me. It was actually pretty funny because a few days later she came over my house when i had a party and she comes up to me and goes "hey, where's something important to you so i can piss all over it?" it was something to talk about for a couple weeks but at least it's blown over now. Oh i almost forgot, that night i also took the liberty in ordering UFC on her TV (Lidell vs Couture), but she doesn't know about that one yet.

[texasholdemnut]

When I was in the Navy, I took an unknown leak, ( I was extremely drunk), in a bag on the floor which contained a guys dress whites, in which he was wearing the next morning for a parade. Needless to say, I was in deep doo doofor that one.

[drexah]

Oh, i also took a piss once a few years ago in a gatorade bottle and forget about it, until my mom put it in the fridge and someone in my family got thirsty and...
ok that's gross.

[Buccaneer]

Four that come to mind.
1 On the radiator in elementary school.
2 At night in school parking lot with a state tropper sitting watching traffic.
3 In college I was napping on the couch woke up and walked to the refrigerator opened the door, whipped it out --- my girlfriend stopped me in the nick of time.
4 At a University of Tennessee football game. We were drinking and had to go. We were in an area at the top and there was a chain link fence that kept people from falling to thier deaths or jumping when Alabama won. Anyway we just turned our backs to 100,000 people and took a leak which drifted down to the Notre Dame fans on the deck below.

[drexah]

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Four that come to mind.
1 On the radiator in elementary school.
2 At night in school parking lot with a state tropper sitting watching traffic.
3 In college I was napping on the couch woke up and walked to the refrigerator opened the door, whipped it out --- my girlfriend stopped me in the nick of time.
4 At a University of Tennessee football game. We were drinking and had to go. We were in an area at the top and there was a chain link fence that kept people from falling to thier deaths or jumping when Alabama won. Anyway we just turned our backs to 100,000 people and took a leak which drifted down to the Notre Dame fans on the deck below.

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my friend pissed in the radiatior in middle school, stunk up the entire hallway for days and no one besides us had any idea why.

[JeffO]

After a long night of drinking I had gone to bed. A couple of hours later, I got out of bed, opened my nightstand drawer and proceeded to piss in it. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] I then closed the drawer and went back to bed. Not sure why.

[jnalpak]

friend of mine in college was at a formal with his buddies room connecting to his. After the party and after several after party specials he is completly s#$t faced (on the border of zombie) and walked into their bedroom pulls out the wang and starts pissing all over his buddies girl with his buddy on the other side of her...

COMPLETE CLASSIC!

[beerbandit]

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sitting down, in my vehicle, driving home from the bar where I had gotten trashed.

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ive done it in my truck while driving -- i wasnt trashed, i was driving right after a huge snow storm and if i tried to pull of the road i would have gotten stuck --- probably not the craziest

--- i think its funny on the golf course to see guys pissing on the side of the building, which happens to be the bathroom


--- probably craziest place, me and my buddies were on spring break in fla and wondering around on the beach during the day --- we were wasted and one of the guys says he wants to run back to the room to take a piss. for some reason i say "just do it like this" i stand there and piss myself -- i was wearing these green khaki shorts

got some unsual stares walking back to the hotel, which was quite a distance down the beach


cheers

[DrPublo]

Out the 8th floor window of a high rise dorm at Columbia in NYC. I almost was able to draw a happy face on the street below.

The Doc

[Sponger15SB]

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2 At night in school parking lot with a state tropper sitting watching traffic.

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Yeah my friend did that, but replace "watching traffic" with "watching us" and then add "we were 19 and we all had beers in our hands"

oops!