Outsourcing Poker

[ThinkQuick]

OK look, Obviously the OP hasn't fully researched the wages because this post is a fanciful brainstorming session. It's also really funny and I would love to imagine owning my own 40C (100Farenheit) factory filled with hard working labourers at computers with stacks of highlighted and dog-eared books in front of them.
And everyone already knows Americans are really conceited and stuff so you don't need to attack them here, jeeeez.

[Girchuck]

You could do better than that
Write a good bot that will tell your workers which buttons to push. Train them to push buttons and chat, but do not provide any poker training at all. If you train them to chat properly and program the bot well, there is no way anyone will suspect that the bot is playing and your employees will never leave you and you don't need the PhD level.