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#41
11-03-2004, 01:55 PM
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Re: The EV of Sex
This post has had me roflmao. Thanks for the laughs guys.
As far as sex being +EV... I believe that it is if the sex comes before the poker. I would go as far as to say a little sex can make anything +EV. Things always seem to run a little smoother and clearer after sex. One less thing on your mind. I always play better poker when I have sex before going to the local B&M. 
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#42
11-03-2004, 02:21 PM
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Sex is -EV
Sex leads to pregnancy. Pregnancy leads to marriage and kids. They'll definitely take a bite out of your bankroll.
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#43
11-03-2004, 03:00 PM
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Re: Sex is -EV
Unless he has sex with a dog and the puppies grow up to be detectives on the police force. Then they'll take a bite out of crime.
Also, they'll play poker. And everyone loves dogs playing poker. This post brought to you by the Coalition Against Huffing Gasoline Before Posting
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#44
11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
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Re: The EV of Sex
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[ QUOTE ] I don't care about the hand, but I will say this: You need to train your GF to not use sex as a bargaining chip for you to come home when you're out with your buddies. Next time she did something like that, I'd say, "Thanks, but no thanks. You know it's my poker night. I'll see you when I get home." Also, I'd call her when she's doing her spa day with her friends and tell her she should come home right away because you want to get laid. Same thing, isn't it? [/ QUOTE ] I'll just assume you are a virgin and move on. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] And I'll just assume your girlfriend keeps your testicles in her purse and only lets you use them when it's convenient to her. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#45
11-03-2004, 08:09 PM
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Re: The EV of Sex
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And I'll just assume your girlfriend keeps your testicles in her purse and only lets you use them when it's convenient to her. [/ QUOTE ] Nah, she doesn't keep them in her purse...too many gum wrappers and old mascara in there. She has a nice aluminum, fur lined case she keeps by the bed for easy access. As a joke, she wrote "planters" on the side with a sharpie.
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