Have sex with a GAY MAN or death?

[KDawgCometh]

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Death, of course. If he were bi, that'd be okay.

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easily the best answer in this thread

[Shajen]

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I think the better question (since I assume nobody would take death over sex with man), how much $ would it take for you to have sex with a man (this assumes nobody will ever find out about it unless you blab/brag).

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Questions like this bug me. How will they never find out? I mean, theoretically (because it won't ever happen) you agree to have sweaty man on man buttsex with some dude for 65million dollars.

How the hell are people not gonna notice? HELLO, YOU HAVE 65 MILLION DOLLARS YOU EARNED ANALLY!

They'll notice. If not by your extravagant spending habits as you try to buy your way out of the horrible memory of having your ass-cherry popped by some nasty dude who has to pay a straight guy a huge sum of money to get laid, they'll notice by the fact that you now no longer associate with them. I mean, you'd have to leave the country.

"Wonder what ever happened to CaptZEEbo1. Guess He had ass sex with a dude for a ton of money and disappeared."

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Ummm...65 million seems to be the going rate for you? I'd probably do it for like 20k or so. No noticeable differences in my lifestyle would occur.

And furthermore, if MY question is so bad, why aren't you going off on OP? My scenario is more likely. Let's say you are in a foreign country already (on vacation), and some rich businessman thinks you're really hot and offers you lots of $$$.

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Wasn't going off on you. I've yet to go off on this forum.

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[Dariel86]

I've done one of those already.. and I'm writing here, so you'll guess my answer...


Seriously though, have to think about it

[daveymck]

Am I allowed to combine this with the 80 year old so that I can get them both over with at once and have my first ever threesome.

[NLSoldier]

I got a better question:

Stop making gay posts, or get banned by [censored] ?

[theben]

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I got a better question:

Stop making gay posts, or get banned by [censored] ?

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or how about everybody at this forum only read your posts, since you are the most insightful poster of all time.

[theben]

of course

[daveymck]

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of course

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Cool now if someone can create a sex with goat or death post I can roll everything together and have a really fantastic time.

[mostsmooth]

anybody that chose death is retarded

k wait, if I'm pitching how long do I have to pitch for? Is this longer or shorter than the amount of time he would pound away like a hammer? Jesus this would be a bad spot to get into...