What movie?......

[craig r]

I will start it, because you can be my wingman anyday.

[samjjones]

[censored]. You can be mine.

[craig r]

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[censored]. You can be mine.

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Well, I don't like you. You know why? Because you are dangerous? Now, how many more scenes do we have half naked in a locker room?

[samjjones]

Sorry, Goose. WE happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.

[craig r]

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Sorry, Goose. WE happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.

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Maybe I won't be able to be your wingman. I am having to fly rubber dog [censored] from Hong Kong. The good news is I want have to smell Slider anymore. Or go after Viper. So rubber dog sht it is for me.

[samjjones]

The...uh....plaque for the alternates is down the hall in the ladies room.

[Karmadog]

1- Dumb and Dumber 2
2- Rounders 2(they have to say what happens to Worm too)
3- Brain Candy 2 - Those Kids in the Hall guys did a good job the first time, I'm sure they got alot of good ideas they could throw together for a 2nd movie. Doesn't even have to be Brain Candy 2, just another Kids in the Hall movie.

[Blarg]

Worm could easily carry a movie. And so could Ed Norton.

[craig r]

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Worm could easily carry a movie. And so could Ed Norton.

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The movie could start out with Worm teaching celebrity tv actors how to play poker. And somewhat cheat them. He will then form a group of people to rob a casino, most likely the Lady Luck. There will be 27 montages, all of which show his "ace up his sleeve" and then finally it will be time for the heist. They are weill prepared to get around the alarms and cameras. They even have an explosives man, most likely played by Bill Cosby. The two actors that will cut the alarm will be Robert Downey Jr. (an expert at nothing other than being in this movie) and Andrew McCarthy (he is flamboyant, wearing pink). So, the heist is on and they get to the lucky lady casino and for a brief moment they show Mike McDermott (played by none other than the middle kid on Home Improvement)...he is outside binions telling anybody that will listen "people insist on calling it luck" over and over again. It cuts to the 4 heist men and Worm tells all 3 of them not to wiggle away while he goes and checks around front. Everything seems clear, so he gives the vocal signal, "The Women are the rake" said 3 times. But, Robert Downey Jr. and Anthony Mccarthy aren't paying attention and it appears the cops notice something suspicious. So, they decide to call it a night and try again in two nights. Then Worm gets a great idea, as he is always full of, and decides instead of robbing lady luck, they rob McDonalds. None of the other members want to do it. But, Worm insists that they are called Worm's 4, not "democracy now". So, they go to the McDonalds and pretend to order something. worm is playing the slot machines. He is convinced he can neutralize it. Then Bill Cosby pulls out a gun and tells everybody to freeze. They all freeze, but at this point it doesn't matter, we have all left the movie. Later it is shown that Downey Jr. and Andrew McCarthy are crying in their interviews. They wanted to be in a movie so bad again. No cameos, but a movie. They agree on national television (TV guide channel) that they will write, direct, and star in their own movie. They come up with the clever title "Less Than Pretty In Pink". Robert Downey never completes the movie; even though he said it was his easiest roll ever. He played a coke addict who got addicted by putting a tiny amount on his teeth. He eventually gets wrapped up in the coke pretty bad in the movie. Unfortunately, he didn't have to act, because he was a coke head in real life. The movie is considered a success because of the real life tragedy. Andrew McCarthy is now famous again, but Molly Ringwald will not bang him (currently banging Judd Nelson and starrting in a movie called Early Bird Club). So, McCarthy calls his last remaining "brat pack" friend, Emilio Estivez to see if he has any projects. They decide to do a movie about garbage men. Charlie Sheen doesnt't mind that the plot sounds familiar, but he can't remember it. Okay, that was not funny and way too long, but I spent 10 minutes on it and I am posting it.

craig

P.S. There is a chance that Less Than Pretty In Pink will be rated R, for strong language, nudit (just male butts), and drug use. Though, there was barely any dialogue and the only nudity was a homeless guy wanting autographs from his favorite actors, the guys who played Bill and Ted (he wished rufus was there(.

[Blarg]

Worm coming out to the L.A. poker scene would be pretty good, and so would his cheating Hollywood celebs.