Best compliment you've ever been given

[MelchyBeau]

"you have a strong handshake" A woman told me this.

"wow you must be smart", essentially after someone finds out what I study/studied

Melch

[mslif]

No it's fine, I just felt somewhat stupid for not getting the quote.

[Claunchy]

Wow, for a pretty cool topic this thread has become super-lame.

Once a buddy of mine told me I was the only person he knew that probably had a legit chance of going pro in p***r. That massaged the ol' ego a bit especially since I considered him a decent player.

[stabn]

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No it's fine, I just felt somewhat stupid for not getting the quote.

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Don't be. I've heard before and i'm not even 100% on where it came from. A long googling session narrowed it down to SNL or mad tv, but i can't even nail it down. I'm leaning towards mad tv at this point though.

[Brainwalter]

SNL I think, Stuart Smalley or something.

[astroglide]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=bimo&r=f

huh?

[DireWolf]

My dentist said one time:

"if more people had teeth like yours i'd be outta business"

[poboy]

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

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Is it framed on the mantle or something? Why do you have a pic of your own dong?

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Why would I have a pic of my own dong, if I want to see it I can just unzip. My wife has a pic of my dong on her cell phone, I have no idea why. Also let me clarify I do not think I have a huge dong, it is what I consider to be average. Her friend thinks it's huge, maybe she's led a very shelterd life I don't know. At any rate it made me feel good, and if that makes me worthless so be it.

[BeerMoney]

Its.. Its just too big.

[lucas9000]

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"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"



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