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Old 06-25-2005, 08:24 AM
xCEO xCEO is offline
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Default Re: Post your one line poker tips here

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Don't take poker advice from 2+2ers with <2000 posts...


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Terrible advice!


Nice post mantasm [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 06-25-2005, 08:52 AM
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Dont give up your day job.
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Old 06-25-2005, 11:45 AM
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Default Re: Post your one line poker tips here

I received this pearl of wisdom from a fellow at a MTT I was in a few days ago after I called another player's all in bet with my pocket Kings. The other player had pocket Queens and busted out. Anyway, the words of wisdom were as follows:

"You were lucky he didn't flop a Queen".

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Old 06-25-2005, 01:05 PM
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Default Re: Post your one line poker tips here

Serious response: There are no good or bad hands. Just good or bad situations.

Less serious response: acey deucey never loosey.
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Old 06-25-2005, 01:31 PM
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Default Re: Post your one line poker tips here

online poker is rigged
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:41 PM
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Default Re: Post your one line poker tips here

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Don't take poker advice from 2+2ers with <2000 posts...


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Terrible advice!


Nice post mantasm [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Feel free to use them. I figure ridiculously hostile and contemptuous responses to newcomers' posts are just the thing we need to "clean up the forums." Also I was in a bad mood because of a personal best downswing. I never felt mean enough to respond to a real post with them though.
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:06 PM
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Default Re: Post your one line poker tips here

Play higher limits, they'll respect your raises more and you can avoid bad beats.
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:06 PM
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Default It depends

The answer is "It depends". End of thread. Lock it up.
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:06 AM
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Default Re: Post your one line poker tips here

On the deal, look at the faces, not your cards first
On the flop, look at the faces, not your cards first
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Old 06-27-2005, 12:36 PM
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Invest in a comfortable chair.
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