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Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me. [/ QUOTE ] How about a dermatologist. I hear it's good for the skin and complexion. b |
#42
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You know what really bugs me...
THE LACK OF CUDDLING |
#43
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c-section scars
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#44
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i dislike porn that is all close ups. they zoom in on every part for like a minute or two each with no wide angles at all so you can barely tell whats going on. [/ QUOTE ] Jake, I am always a little afraid when we agree, but I guess I'll just have to be afraid. A closeup from time to time is nice for the--ahem--visceral reality of the act. But I REQUIRE wider angles with shots of the face, the expression, a chance to see the woman's entire physique...the whole thing. That's what makes it for me. And it's not homophobic to not want some guy's hairy sack floppin up against you or his jizz involved with you in any way. It's common freakin sense if you're straight. |
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How about the stuff where someone holds cellophane, or doesn't, and has someone crap on their face? [/ QUOTE ] Man, that sounds great! I mean, really, REALLY freakin GREAT! Come on. These people should be in institutions. "Yeah, baby. Gimme what you had for breakfast...all over my face!! Abject. |
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The only thing I hate is all the people having sex.
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[ QUOTE ] How about the stuff where someone holds cellophane, or doesn't, and has someone crap on their face? [/ QUOTE ] Man, that sounds great! I mean, really, REALLY freakin GREAT! Come on. These people should be in institutions. "Yeah, baby. Gimme what you had for breakfast...all over my face!! Abject. [/ QUOTE ] They have videos with that? ICK |
#48
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at first i thought it said cellphone rather than cellophane. i couldnt figure out what the cellphone was for.
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The zoom in on the guys face at any point, when hes nailing her. also, goatse.
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Hahahaha, I thought the exact same thing at first
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