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...are the devil's penis.
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#2
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Onions are souless killing machines that want our honey.
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Whipped cream, cream cheese, sour cream. Most "cream" things, I guess. Ice cream is good.
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filet-o-fish
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I refuse to eat mayonnaise or onions.
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french fries. they are horrible for you.
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As a representative of the "meatiterians" I think it's awful to eat all those plant and veggie based foods. I mean geez, a baby wheat plant can't even run away!
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As a representative of the "meatiterians" I think it's awful to eat all those plant and veggie based foods. I mean geez, a baby wheat plant can't even run away! [/ QUOTE ] She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage, and she wont eat eggs, not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey, she wont have a steak. But I just can't help feeling sorry for this poor little lettuce head, I just can't keep cryin', because I know this broccoli’s' dead... Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish, how can I sleep? When carrots are bleeding, plants are screaming an tomatoes cry, You say " It's not so bad, they’re only vegetables" That's what you said. Maybe I'm a murderer but I'm hungry and they’re better off dead... SAVE A PLANT, EAT A COW, I WANT BEEF, I WANT IT NOW! I'M GONNA EAT IT CAUSE IT'S RED! I'M GONNA EAT IT CAUSE ITS DEAD! MAYBE I SHOULD EAT IT RAW, LET THE BLOOD RUN DOWN MY JAW! I'D EAT PEOPLE IF IT WAS LEGAL, I'D EAT PEOPLE IF IT WAS LEGAL... |
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Hmmm... a little more extreme than I had in mind. LOL!
I was thinking of an old editorial in Guns and Ammo when wrote what I wrote. The author was pointing out that we can't eat cinder blocks... that everything we eat was once alive. I was basically joking. I tend to think of there was this all loving god, he wouldn't have designed things this way. Anyway, how about this one... Mary Moon She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone! LOL! |
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french fries. they are horrible for you. [/ QUOTE ] wtf? because they're horrible for you? That is the weakest excuse ever for not eating something. |
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