Best wooden performance in a film.

[bernie]

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wtf are you guys doing up????

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Just got done getting my asshanders award after about 8 hours of muckleshoot.

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[Rushmore]

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Not the best ever made, but it was one of the best Keanu Reeves movies. Matrix, Point Break, then the 2 Bill & Ted movies.

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This topic comes up from time to time, and everyone misses the answer.

Keanu Reeves was actually great in two movies: My Own Private Idaho and River's Edge.

Of the two, I prefer River's Edge.

I'd go so far as to say it's a GREAT movie.

[Rushmore]

It's one of two, and it's close:

The Log Lady's log in Fire, Walk With Me, or the little carved figurines of Scout and Jem that Boo Radley placed in the hollow of the tree in To Kill A Mockingbird.

Come ON, people!

[El Maximo]

Ill have to go with Carl Weather's hand carved prosthetic arm in Happy Gilmore. That was just too funny.

[Rob Blackburn]

The skateboards in Gleaming the Cube!(Christian Slater is so the poor man's Keanu Reeves.)

PS..Can I get that birds number who thought Point Break was the best movie ever, I also happen to think it was a cineamatic masterpiece. She likes tractor pulls too! Sounds like my future wife.

[Rushmore]

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Ill have to go with Carl Weather's hand carved prosthetic arm in Happy Gilmore. That was just too funny.

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Nice.

[Duke]

Another good one:

Rosebud.

~D

[bisonbison]

rosebud ain't do [censored]. "Ooh look at me I'm getting buried in the snow."

[Duke]

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rosebud ain't do [censored]. "Ooh look at me I'm getting buried in the snow."

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Well it got burned up too.

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[wacki]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

The fight on the river with the bo staffs.

Probably the only time in my life a plain shaft of wood made me laugh.