driving to work today (trip report)

[lucas9000]

ok so i'm driving in to work this morning. i'm driving down a one-way street...about 3 lanes wide. i'm in the far left lane, because i'm turning left a couple blocks up. this white grand prix is to my right...it's some douche talking on his phone. well, he cuts me off to get into my lane, so i do what any sensible driver would do and give him a leaner. he then SLAMS on the brakes, so that i have to do so also to avoid rear-ending him. it was close...and it's not like i was tailgating him...he cut me off. so then he drives off, and i decide it's on.

at the intersection where i'm turning left, another left turn lane opens up on the far left. he stays in the current lane, and i get in the new left turn lane, which puts me on his left. the light is red up ahead and he's stopped behind about 3 cars. so, i pull up along side him and roll down my window. he's got his window down, so i yell "why don't you get off the phone and learn to drive?!?" his response: "if i had a gun right now i'd blow your [censored] head off!" ok. now i'm really pissed. so i say "why don't you get out of the car you [censored] bitch and let's go!" i've called his bluff. he starts jabbering about how he was on the phone with the hospital because his mom is there...i tell him he should get off the road. he starts jabbering again about me speeding up when he was trying to get over (he didn't have his turn signal on and i wasn't trying to block him...i just drive fast). i see that he's not going to get out and do anything, so i give him the finger extra hard as i drive away. what a bitch.