Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[HopeydaFish]

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My sister-in-law's parents-in-law

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So, your parents?

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No, her husband's parents. My parents would not be considered my girlfriend's sister's in-laws, even if I was married to my girlfriend.

[ddubois]

Well, I guess I can lay cliam to the dumbest thing said in this thread.

I was in Veags with a friend and 2 girls he worked with. We were in the sportsbook watching college football and one of the girls asked me what state Boston College was in. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[HopeydaFish]

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I was in Veags with a friend and 2 girls he worked with. We were in the sportsbook watching college football and one of the girls asked me what state Boston College was in. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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That's more of a geography problem than anything. She probably didn't realize what state the city of Boston was in. It would have been different had she asked what state "Alabama State" was in.

[bravos1]

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I was in Veags with a friend and 2 girls he worked with. We were in the sportsbook watching college football and one of the girls asked me what state Boston College was in. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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That's more of a geography problem than anything. She probably didn't realize what state the city of Boston was in. It would have been different had she asked what state "Alabama State" was in.

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Hence the perfect lead in to one of mine...

Sittin in a bar in Atlanta watching the Fla State - Florida game and my friends gf states that she knows Florida (UF) is in Florida, but where FSU is from? Me, giving her the benefit of the doubt, thinks she means the city, so I telll her that FSU is in Tallahassee. She then says... "Where is that?" I look at her puzzled, and say "Tallahassee, Florida??" kinda confused and puzzled by her question. She stares back at me for about 30 seconds and I see the wheels are grinding to a halt. She then states that she does not understand how "Florida" can have 2 universities which are the "same" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img], and have them in different cities (???), AND why do they have 2 football teams [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img], AND better yet, WHY do they even play "themselves" [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img].

I just stood there dumbfounded for what must of been 5 minutes before walking away because my head was hurting!!

A few years ago some friends and I were smoking weed, and discussing music. When the topic of the Beatles came up, this girl says "I hate the Beatles. Beatles is the worst music I've ever heard in my life." I immediately burst, laughing loud and hard and told her that was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard.

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I was in Veags with a friend and 2 girls he worked with. We were in the sportsbook watching college football and one of the girls asked me what state Boston College was in. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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"It's in Boston!"

[HopeydaFish]

Just thought of another one...

When I was about 17, a friend of mine was trying to quit smoking. I saw him at school and he looked a little pale. I asked him what was wrong and he said that he "quit cold turkey" and thought it was making him sick.

"Why, because of the withdrawal?" I asked him.

"No, I think that eating the uncooked turkey gave me food poisoning or something."

[oddjob]

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Just thought of another one...

When I was about 17, a friend of mine was trying to quit smoking. I saw him at school and he looked a little pale. I asked him what was wrong and he said that he "quit cold turkey" and thought it was making him sick.

"Why, because of the withdrawal?" I asked him.

"No, I think that eating the uncooked turkey gave me food poisoning or something."

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i don't believe this

[SL__72]

"If it weren't for my horse... I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

<font color="white">Sorry... someone had to say it... </font>