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I'm telling you she may be resarching which man is worth the most and then using the collected semen as the primary evidence in a rape case. [/ QUOTE ] oops sorry. you went there first! |
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it. Tough luck bro [/ QUOTE ] heh, I love lawyers |
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The proper play would have been to slip it off, throw it at her, and in your best Japanese-English voice say:
"Keep this for your correction. I know you rike it" |
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I really think you should have started running for your life, and you would then have found yourself running like through thick, thick gravy, and your legs would have been like jelly and not work.
And then you would wake up, cos that's what happens when you try and run in dreams. If you had done this, and run away, then you would have been able to wake up, and clean up the wet patch before momma came in the room that morning. |
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For the record, when I am banging chicks that aren't my gf, I carry this:
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[ QUOTE ] I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it. Tough luck bro [/ QUOTE ] You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right? [/ QUOTE ] There actually was a trial on this. I'm too lazy to google it and I don't see it on Snopes anywhere, but I've at least read SOMEWHERE that there was a trial on whether or not a man was responsible for his child that was concieved when I woman saved his sperm in some manner, against his knowledge. I believe they said that the sperm was a "gift," since he left the condom behind. Beyond [censored] weird. |
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i don't get what is so weird about this ?
sperm is a great condiment. |
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You cut them open and pour them into the mayo jar, of course.
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i don't get what is so weird about this ? sperm is a great condiment. [/ QUOTE ] Try telling that to the guy who fired me from Subway. Some people just don't get it. |
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WTF
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