Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)

[CallMeIshmael]

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Boss: Do you dump wherever you're standing, or do you use toilets? Or, do you use some magical Centaur toilet?

Centaur: We use regular bathrooms.

Boss: Do you use special Centaur toilet paper?

Centaur: Nope. We use nortmal toilet paper.

Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe yourself?

Centaur: Uh.. there is a device we use, it's called an Aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth.

Boss: So.. there's a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers?

Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um.. there's a store that's a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such.. there's one on 57th Street.

Boss: I've seen that establishment.

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When I started googling things to see if these existed such a product, the first word I searched for was aubesian, on the off chance the skit was based on a real product [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Dominic]

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Boss: Do you dump wherever you're standing, or do you use toilets? Or, do you use some magical Centaur toilet?

Centaur: We use regular bathrooms.

Boss: Do you use special Centaur toilet paper?

Centaur: Nope. We use nortmal toilet paper.

Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe yourself?

Centaur: Uh.. there is a device we use, it's called an Aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth.

Boss: So.. there's a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers?

Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um.. there's a store that's a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such.. there's one on 57th Street.

Boss: I've seen that establishment.

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what the hell is this from?? I want to see it immediately!

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Boss: Do you dump wherever you're standing, or do you use toilets? Or, do you use some magical Centaur toilet?

Centaur: We use regular bathrooms.

Boss: Do you use special Centaur toilet paper?

Centaur: Nope. We use nortmal toilet paper.

Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe yourself?

Centaur: Uh.. there is a device we use, it's called an Aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth.

Boss: So.. there's a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers?

Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um.. there's a store that's a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such.. there's one on 57th Street.

Boss: I've seen that establishment.

[/ QUOTE ] what the hell is this from?? I want to see it immediately!

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I didn't see a link posted, so here is the transcript.

Pretty effin' hilarious.

[diebitter]

Describe to him the 3-sheet method

1 for up
1 for down
1 for polishing

[MelK]

There are billions of animals out there that never wipe their asses. If it itches they may rub it against the ground.

Face it, you just live with an animal, and he smells like a barn.

[tonypaladino]

Anyone who can sit on a toilet can wipe themselves. Just slip an anonymous note into his room.

[miajag81]

PM me his e-mail and I'll anonymously send him a link to this thread.

[CallMeIshmael]

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PM me his e-mail and I'll anonymously send him a link to this thread.

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We have discussed sending him an anonymous e-mail.

What do people think?

(I dont think I could send him a copy of a twoplustwo thread, because it would be pretty clearly from me)

is this guy foreign? i've noticed that alot of countries don't seem to have discovered the art of ass wiping.

[CallMeIshmael]

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is this guy foreign? i've noticed that alot of countries don't seem to have discovered the art of ass wiping.

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No, he is from PA.