Boobs on your arm...

[dcasper70]

What are the odds that they were implants?

In a good percentage of cases (<20%), implants result in a loss of sensitivity. Perhaps she didn't realize???

--- I don't really think this is the case. I think she wanted some of your 2-ball compound...

[jakethebake]

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Jake, you do this [censored] all the time: talk about how you could have taken some woman home, or how some woman was flirting with you, etc. Given your propensity for making such statements, its completely ridiculous that you also get extremely indignant when someone questions your fidelity.

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I don't think I often say I could have taken a woman home. I don't remember saying it before. I probably have mentioned someone flirting with me. So what? Flirting is innocent in my mind. And I don't get "indignant" when someone questions my fidelity. People can say whatever they want.

[jakethebake]

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What are the odds that they were implants?

In a good percentage of cases (<20%), implants result in a loss of sensitivity. Perhaps she didn't realize???

--- I don't really think this is the case. I think she wanted some of your 2-ball compound...

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I don't think they were implants. They were nice sized, but not overly large and they felt pretty soft.

[mostsmooth]

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And finally if it doesn't have one, this femenine tactic needs a name.

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boma: boobs on my arm
as in: “im sitting at the bar and all of a sudden this chick walks up and pulls a boma!”
note: boma should be pronounced like coma

[CrazyEyez]

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It is flagrant so why would she move if you acknowledge it? She knows her boobs are on your arm. You know her boobs are on your arm. She knows you know her boobs are on your arm. Seems silly to ignore it.

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Yeah I see what you are getting at. There's an elephant in the room and something should be said. We need to establish a default line to use.
"Is it getting hooter in her or is it just me?"
"So I noticed you gave me the boob arm. Thank you."
"Hee hee heh heh. Boobies."
"If mammary serves I think I've seen you here before."

I don't know, I'm drowning here.

[jakethebake]

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We need to establish a default line to use.
"Is it getting hooter in her or is it just me?"
"So I noticed you gave me the boob arm. Thank you."
"Hee hee heh heh. Boobies."
"If mammary serves I think I've seen you here before."

I don't know, I'm drowning here.

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These are way better than anything I've ever come up with. I could probably come with a whole bunch of different ones that start with this but replace "thank you" with something else. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[diebitter]

You guys do know the three rules of comedy, huh?

1. No puns
2. No puns
3. No puns


"Hee hee heh heh. Boobies." is a good un though.

[codewarrior]

Pathetic responses.

"Boobs On Your Arm"

BOYA, pronounced (wait for it...) Boo-Yaa.

[jakethebake]

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Pathetic responses.

"Boobs On Your Arm"

BOYA, pronounced (wait for it...) Boo-Yaa.

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This is good. Now go away until you update your avatar. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[diebitter]

BOYA pwns.