100/200 Turn and River Play

[DoubleClutch]

Awesome post.

...But, I want results.

[cero_z]

Hi,

I've only read the 1st page of this thread, but how are you guys falling for this? Obviously a lame joke.

[DMBFan23]

this thread is hilarious

my favorite line is

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I put them both on AK. once the turn A fell my read changed to QJ for them both.

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a marvelous thread, well done. my side hurts.

[SoBeDude]

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they were suited, and no I probably wasn't winning AT THE TIME, but I put them both on AK. I put the small blind on a K and the Big blind on a weak A. I figure, add in my flush outs, and I should be fine. The question wasn't about the preflop play. Read the title.

by the way, when the turn came, my read of AK turned to a JQ for both. It was too unlikely for them to catch the A. The river K cemented my read.

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Hi Tom,

Divide the limit by 10.

Wait, divide it by 100.

-Scott

[BreakfastBurrito]

I'm constantly amazed by how often when someone comes up with a killer hilarious sarcasm filled post that the masses take it seriously. Great post.

[B Dids]

I like that people's expectations have been so diminished that facing a hand and explanation that defies logic, they just assume the poster is an idiot and not that he's joking.

[bicyclekick]

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I like that people's expectations have been so diminished that facing a hand and explanation that defies logic, they just assume the poster is an idiot and not that he's joking.

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Damn i was just going to respond saying the same thing.

[mike l.]

so this was a joke? i kept waiting for the part where it gets funny.

now it was funny when we all wrote fake elysium posts. that was before most of you new turd burglars showed up. where's that thread? someone link it please

[seabass74]

I stopped after I read this far...when I am looking for a challenge, I step up and play the 15 game with a bunch of donks at Prairie Meadows but this sounds like the table from hell!!! A -1BB/hr player doesn't even cover the rake.

We are playing 7 handed at a club in Chicago.
No reads but these, only been at the table for an hour.Four of the guys are really solid players. One is a tricky player who is one of the best players I have played against. The last player is the reason I am in the game. I'd say he is a -1 BB/hour player.

[mikelow]

You could have saved a lot of agony (and money) by folding preflop. Calling three cold with 76s? Perhaps the other players were in the game because of you.