What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[BarronVangorToth]

The funniest things said in a casino are said at Foxwoods at my table and invariably by me. It was hard work this past Friday night to go from like midnight 'til into the afternoon on Saturday and keep a rotating group of 9 people happy.

Thankfully it was only 5/10 so I could concentrate on the jokes.

Barron Vangor Toth
www.BarronVangorToth.com
Appearing random times at random days for random session lengths predominantly now at the Foxwoods 5/10, but sometimes the 10/20, 20/40, and one of the levels of No Limit. Or Omaha. Sometimes Stud. Usually the 5/10 though as those are the most interesting people. Unless I'm playing somewhere else.

[pdavester]

On a board of 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] you were willing to go basically all in with quads? In a limit game if someone kept raising me with this board I would have to just call fearing the J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], but thats just me.

[peachy]

tonight - i have the straight with an A kicker lol i was like yeah....sure u do buddy!

and to clarify his straight was like 78910J

[Percula]

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On a board of 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] you were willing to go basically all in with quads? In a limit game if someone kept raising me with this board I would have to just call fearing the J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], but thats just me.

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If it had been anyone else wanting to go to war, well just about anyone, yep I would have slowed up and prayed they had the J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] so I would win the bad beat jackpot. LOL

[pdavester]

Once again, you would not have won the bad beat jackpot unless they had A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] for the Royal flush. In order to qualify for the bad beat JP both cards of both hands must play.

So you would have just got a bad beat and lost your whole stack.

[walterberk]

probably no one but the friends I ply with think, or will think this is funny because I consider myslef a pretty weird guy, but once while dealing out the flop I said with each card "sex. sex. GOAT!" they still mention it every time we play.

[walterberk]

beautiful! My favorite post in this thread! *bump*? Is that right?

[elwoodblues]

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I'd wet my pants from joy if I ever heard that.

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I think we've all just found a leak in your game.

[private joker]

Just now at a Party 2/4 table. I'm sitting down with a whiny table coach moron, a fish, and another 2+2er. The table coach and the fish were going at each other for an hour, bitching after every hand and turning the entire night into a prick-waving contest. Both of them sucked at poker, but only one of them knew it.

Anyway, after a while the fish eventually went broke and stood up. The table coach decides to get his last shot in after the guy was gone: "Did the guy that sucks leave?"

And the 2+2er responded: "I don't think so."

After that, I think everyone at the table typed some variation of "haha" and "lol" into the chat box. It was awesome.

To the 2+2er who said that -- if you're reading this, and you know who you are -- that was genius.

[LotsOfOuts69]

$2-$6 spread limit game, i flop quad 5's after 7 players limp for $2, I check the flop, call a few bets, get one max raise in on the river heads up against this cute girl. she sees my hand and says
"You checked the flop with 4 5's? If I had that hand I would have bet and raised so much you never would have seen the river!"