What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[Yads]

I'll add to the insanity. Home game, a couple fish, a couple of ok players. No Limit isn't exactly my game so I'm by no means running the table. This hand comes up between an ok player who bluffs a lot and a guy who can't be bluffed (total fish.)

Bluffer goes betting all the way. On the river, Bluffer bets, total fish raises, then Bluffer reraises and fish calls. They both flip over 23o and split the pot with the board.

[ClassicBob]

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I heard this one recently, The Lonely Man’s Hand

KJo

Say it fast if you dont get it.

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Hahahaha... we just recently started calling that "The Bachelor"

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wouldn't "The Married Man" be more accurate?

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Name I heard yesterday during a marathon home poker session.

Q3 = The Gay Waiter

[coffeecrazy1]

This one's old news...Q3 is gay waiter or San Francisco Busboy(either way...a queen with a trey).

[Demana]

Was at a B&M game the other night and someone showed a set of threes to beat someone else's pocket tens. Young kid not in the hand says, "someone got pwned!"

[IsaacW]

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Was at a B&M game the other night and someone showed a set of threes to beat someone else's pocket tens. Young kid not in the hand says, "someone got pwned!"

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Question. Does that rhyme with "boned?"

[Demana]

The way he said it, yes.

[Justin A]

Since this thread showed up again, I'll throw out one I heard recently. I'm playing in a crazy 3/6 game at the local casino. Guy on my left is insane, a total lag at times, weak tight at others.

He gets involved in a pot where someone raises, he 3bets, the other guy caps preflop. It pretty much goes bet, call the rest of the way with the capper leading. Lag on my left loses the hand and says, "When that guy kept raising over there, I figured he must have had a face card too."

Justin A

[JaBlue]

"Your mom caps it!"

[Aukai]

After making runner-runner quad 3s with 36off, handily taking down rockets and asked why in the world he called a raise with 36o, "I was going to fold and then I said, wait, I got a 36, i'm on a 3/6 table, it's good luck! I'm in!

[juanez]

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SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.


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Said by Joey on many an occasion, or so I have heard. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]