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Old 11-28-2005, 03:43 PM
Shajen Shajen is offline
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Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

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nh. My wife just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning. She's figured out that we conceived on November 5th, a "her on top" affair. The kid doesn't come out backwards or anything, right? And yes...this is a brag post.

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The kid won't come out backwards, but congratulations, you're having kittens. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Congrats duder.
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:45 PM
samjjones samjjones is offline
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Thanks. I am alternating between being very excited and scared shitless.
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:48 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning.

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Congratulations! - great news!

You crazy kids take care now, and keep us posted.

She's gonna be mad as a hatter, Sam, you gotta be a steady, very dependable rock, okay? She's gonna be nuts, crying, unreasonable, scared but you be kind, considerate and solid, show no fear - 'everything's gonna be okay' is your mantra - and everything will be fantastic!
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Old 11-28-2005, 05:46 PM
WackityWhiz WackityWhiz is offline
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condoms are like mayonnaise, they can stay on the shelf forever without going bad, but once you open them, you gotta hurry!!!

they are fine, jam it home
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