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[ QUOTE ] Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant. [/ QUOTE ] nh. My wife just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning. She's figured out that we conceived on November 5th, a "her on top" affair. The kid doesn't come out backwards or anything, right? And yes...this is a brag post. [/ QUOTE ] The kid won't come out backwards, but congratulations, you're having kittens. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Congrats duder. |
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Thanks. I am alternating between being very excited and scared shitless.
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just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning. [/ QUOTE ] Congratulations! - great news! You crazy kids take care now, and keep us posted. She's gonna be mad as a hatter, Sam, you gotta be a steady, very dependable rock, okay? She's gonna be nuts, crying, unreasonable, scared but you be kind, considerate and solid, show no fear - 'everything's gonna be okay' is your mantra - and everything will be fantastic! |
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condoms are like mayonnaise, they can stay on the shelf forever without going bad, but once you open them, you gotta hurry!!!
they are fine, jam it home |
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