Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

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our relationship was too good, she didnt want to be died down to someone she liked so much.

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I make negative value judgements about people that find Tucker Max amusing and they're almost always right.

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amusing is not the right word. getting 69 cents in change from a cute cashier girl who is smiling at you is amusing. this story is positively hillarious. (btw, i can't believe noone called bullsh*t yet, which was my immediate thought after i stopped laughing).

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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I love that site.

I've killed tons of time there.

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I make negative value judgements about people that find Tucker Max amusing and they're almost always right.

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I enjoy practically all his stuff. Strike me down with your moral superiority.

[imported_anacardo]

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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I love that site.

I've killed tons of time there.

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I make negative value judgements about people that find Tucker Max amusing and they're almost always right.

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Did I say "on fire?" Dids has gone nuclear.

Like - a lot of Tucker Max's stories are funny. That aside, if I met this guy at a party or in public, I'd bust a chair across his teeth inside fifteen minutes. Tucker Max is the classic no-accountability, runs-his-mouth, fake-toughguy douchebag. His mug shot should appear next to the dictionary entry.

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I dated a black girl in college who dumped me not for being white, but for being Jewish. "I've decided I can't be with someone who hasn't accepted Jesus in their life."

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I dated a black girl in college who dumped me not for being white, but for being Jewish. "I've decided I can't be with someone who hasn't accept Jesus in their life."

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How did she know you were jewish? Did she see your penis?

[Scotch78]

For anybody that's seen Prime, I've gotten the "Do you believe in god/jesus?" line several times, though never after sex like that. And yes, they all said goodbye as soon as I gave my answer.

Scott

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How did she know you were jewish?

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I told her.

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Did she see your penis?

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Yes.

[B Dids]

Does this joke work anymore?

To the jews really have a monoploy on circumcision in the United States in 2005?

Can we get a ruling?

[peterchi]

I know it's not that uncommon, but still frustrating: "I only want what I can't have."

This coming from a girl who had an on-and-off crush on me for 8 years while I barely noticed her existence, and then when I finally liked her back and we started dating, she lost interest.