Longest Log you've ever laid..

I think this thread has quality.

Anyway, the problem with my monster dumps is that they always go halway down the hole instead of coiling up like a snake in the bowl. It's impossible to tell how much is hidden. I usually keep my records in terms of flushes: I've had too many cloggers to count.

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The most uncomfortable thing though is when you're readin, everything's coming out fine, then something's wrong... you think about it for a moment, and you realize that your long solid log'o'filth has extended all the way to the bottom of the toilet, and is still attached to your bum... you literally have to raise up and hover to get the rest of it out.

ugh.

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OMG, you're my hero. I've yet to have this happen.

You could also flush mid-dump to sort of...pull it out of your a**hole. Nasty.

Yes, this is disappointing, and it happens to all of us.

There is no way to know how long these are. I may have laid one in excess of 13", 20 oz. But I'll never know. I can only speculate amongst friends.

I don't understand how someone sh*ts out a football though. I'm thinking it was just a styrofoam football that was layered in sh*t.

Did anyone verify if this was solid waste? It could have been papier mache.

[pokerdirty]

[man]

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In all honesty the longest log I ever laid was the one inside yo momma!

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I bet you're not being honest at all.

and this is gross.

[kurosh]

I took this nearly 2 months ago. I have been waiting for this moment since then.

[AngryCola]

Perhaps [censored] went camping. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[srgodm]

That is gross. It is pokin out of the water though, nice.

[HopeydaFish]

For christ's sake. I nearly threw up.

[NLSoldier]

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It's not noteworthy unless it has to curve around the bowl to fit.

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my friend has one that coiled around like 2 or 3 times. We took a picture. I'll try to track it down.