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Old 11-02-2005, 08:27 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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silently mouth "I want a fig newton"

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Old 11-02-2005, 10:59 AM
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Is that a keg in your pants? because I'd sure love to tap that ass.
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:03 AM
Vavavoom Vavavoom is offline
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**I may be no Fred Flinstone, but I'll make your Bed-Rock !

Or the timeless classic....

(After a little bit of speaking to appropriate girl)

**I think u have a great personality.....(This never fails)
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:36 AM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
Sup bra.

[/ QUOTE ]

Winnar.

My personal favorite:

"Excuse me sir, I.. oh really?"
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:38 PM
Dominic Dominic is offline
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"Hi."
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:52 PM
InchoateHand InchoateHand is offline
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Get in the car, I'm a friend of your mother's. I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car.
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:57 PM
MonkeeMan MonkeeMan is offline
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Get in the car, I'm a friend of your mother's. I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car.

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Haha. We used to do just that, drive around, pull up to a hottie and say "Get in, we've got candy!". Never worked [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
(Hmm, maybe if we'd tried individually [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img])
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Old 11-02-2005, 03:10 PM
housenuts housenuts is offline
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hey wanna hear a joke?
what do you call nuts on a wall? walnuts
what do you call nuts on your chest? chestnuts
what do you call nuts on your chin? that's called you got my dick in yo mouth
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Old 11-02-2005, 03:17 PM
whiskeytown whiskeytown is offline
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I read one recently that stuck in my head...

something like "Do you know how much a Bulldozer on a frozen lake weighs? Enough to break the ice - I'm Whiskeytown..."

Horribly hokey - but it just stuck in my mind - I'm [censored] it up though - it was more clever, like an elephant or something.

RB
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