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[ QUOTE ] You've been here for quite some time That's why I write this rhyme You should know by now Don't have a cow That post wasn't worth a dime If you're new then please resist The urge to make posts like this You'll need to read Or else you'll bleed Your chips cuz you're the fish Either way I must implore If you're unable to make a score Please end this thread Just go and spread Your legs and bonus whore [/ QUOTE ] Beautiful. You get my vote. [/ QUOTE ] I second this vote. Best so far. |
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When you've only played 5 thousand hands,
Frustration might make its demands, But all long term winners Might take you to dinner, And say "Shut up! Post some hands!" These stat posts will never go well, Your BR will never quite swell, Instead of studying hard, You post stats like a tard, And now won't you please go to hell. |
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Beautiful. You get my vote. I second this vote. Best so far. Agreed. I think it's the current front runner. A little more insults wouldn't have been bad but it's very clever. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks all... wasn't sure if you wanted it to be extremely insulting or just mildly offensive [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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There once was a board full of poker players Who all thought fish were dumb haters who gave them all money like sweet wine and honey but they all sucked at reading comprehension because the first post clearly stats that there must be 3 stanzas in order to compete in the competition Krishan [/ QUOTE ] This is the front runner. |
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[ QUOTE ] There once was a board full of poker players Who all thought fish were dumb haters who gave them all money like sweet wine and honey but they all sucked at reading comprehension because the first post clearly stats that there must be 3 stanzas in order to compete in the competition Krishan [/ QUOTE ] This is the front runner. [/ QUOTE ] This is pretty damn funny [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Ok I broke down and did 3 verses. Last entry I swear to god:
There once was a poster named you Who exhibited nary a clue We love to deride Your posts about slides And make you look like a fool If it's sympathy that you came here to find You're completely out of your mind Go back to women's t.v. Instead of pestering me Stat posts aren't our favourite kind You've been running bad for 8k That's not much more than a day You came here to win And we let you in Please just shut up and play |
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Yet more revision:
When you've only played 5 thousand hands, Frustration might make its demands, But all long term winners Might take you to dinner, And say "Shut up! Post some hands!" These stat posts will never go well, Your BR will never quite swell, Instead of studying hard, You post stats like a tard, And now won't you please go to hell. If this post shows the best from your mind, I think that you're going to find, You have no more money, One of us took it-- how funny! Keep playing, if you'd be so kind. |
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You know variance should be your friend, It's a long road that will never end, If you see lots of callers, You'll get all the dollars, And end up with more money to spend. If you move up cause players are bad, You read on a forum it's rad, Instead of reading good books, You're whining 'bout hooks, For you poker is just a fad. These stat posts will never go well, Your BR will never quite swell, Instead of studying hard, You post stats like a tard, And now won't you please go to hell. [/ QUOTE ] This is awesome, literally LOL'd. The 2nd stanza needs some help though, it doesn't do justice to the first and the third [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Surf |
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Poker is not meant for you
Back to school you should do To your chagrin You clearly can't win You career in poker is through Please stop posting this [censored] Go take your life and quit I'm putting you on ignore Oh by the way raise more Stop being a stupid nit In life you'll never excel You're a disgrace to your mother as well So end all the strife Slit your wrists with a knife Have fun while you're burning in hell |
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Seems 10/20 is doing me in
Is this ace-high value-bet too thin? Oh he went runner-runner With two suited unders It's all variance except when I win OK this is getting retarded It's one thing to get cold-carded But a four-hundred bet swing Is a whole other thing A post to the forums should get me re-started Well that didnt go quite as intended The pros say these results are expected I only got sympathy From poor players like me I'll just make sure my game is perfected |
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