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Old 10-24-2005, 10:35 AM
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Default Will the dumb people on this site please leave

I'm already worn out by the stupid people on this site who never give up thinking they can beat unbeatable games like Craps, roulette or play online BJ when the rules make it -EV. Obvioulsy these people have not seen the light or done there homework to understand this, because the info is out there. I'm not going to spend the time to explain it but just think and do your homework in understanding every angle of the games that are unbeatable and for the most part uncheatable and you will wake up.

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Old 10-24-2005, 11:23 AM
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One of the cornerstones in the theory of gambling is our belief that the outcome from cards, dice, and wheels are random. And while I find the assertion (that a wheel can have bias which overcomes the HA, or that dice can be controlled) little more than amusing -- exploring these ideas has benefits.

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I'm not going to spend the time to explain it but just think and do your homework in understanding every angle of the games that are unbeatable and for the most part uncheatable and you will wake up.

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This statement assumes that everything that can be known is. It's dangerous and arrogant. A lot of the "cheating" that is currently taking place and working you will not find by doing your "homework".

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I'm already worn out by the stupid people on this site who never give up thinking they can beat unbeatable games like Craps, roulette or play online BJ when the rules make it -EV.

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There are issues besides EV, and the people who explore them are not stupid (we're not talking betting systems here). If you're worn out, quit responding.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:38 AM
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Besides the cheating, please leave.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:55 AM
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Meh....
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Old 10-24-2005, 12:23 PM
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Without your guidance, I don't know how we'd make it through the day.
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Old 10-24-2005, 06:01 PM
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unbeatable games like Craps, roulette or play online BJ when the rules make it -EV.

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All the "unbeatable" games you mention have been beaten regularly by people doing their homework and exploiting flaws in the casino system.
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Old 10-24-2005, 06:14 PM
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unbeatable games like Craps, roulette or play online BJ when the rules make it -EV.

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All the "unbeatable" games you mention have been beaten regularly by people doing their homework and exploiting flaws in the casino system.

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(clue) Read your own post just to hear how stupid you sound. Without cheating or bonus whoring to make up for a -EV you are blowing smoke. I assume then you and all these people live in Vegas? Please leave. See, I can tell you why there is no way this is true but you don't deserve to know why.
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Old 10-24-2005, 07:14 PM
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(clue) the last beatable craps situation I heard about was in Canadian casinos.

(clue) the last beatable roulette game I played in was at Maryland Charity games for the Fire Department.

(clue) what is wrong with bonus whoring a few online BJ games?
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Old 10-24-2005, 07:44 PM
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(clue) the last beatable craps situation I heard about was in Canadian casinos.

I heard the world was flat.

(clue) the last beatable roulette game I played in was at Maryland Charity games for the Fire Department.
Small world, been there too, terrible odds...hmmm

(clue) what is wrong with bonus whoring a few online BJ games?
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Nothing wrong with it, just saying these games can't be beat.
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Old 10-24-2005, 08:08 PM
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Nothing wrong with it, just saying these games can't be beat.

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Well, just like the guy who told you the world was flat, you would be wrong.

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The "Rythmn Method" For Beating The Old Mechanical One Armed Bandits. (That's right! Beat the Slot Machines!)

The old slot machines used to have a little spinning clock like gizmo in them to start locking the reels. Usually you could find a machine that was very consistent in the amount of time it would run until it locked (generally in the 19-21 second range).

You would pull the handle until you got a cherry in the first reel. Then pull the handle all the way, right to the limit where it would release the spring to spin the reels, and wait exactly 21 seconds. Blam! pull the handle the last inch of the way, and the reels would spin, but the machine would immediately lock the first reel -- leaving the cherry in the first slot. Instant 2-1 winner! Bonus for randomly getting the second cherry or the "jackpot" -- cherry, cherry, bar. Winner every time!

These machines were so worked over in Atlantic City, that many slot machine players were barred -- and then went on to form schools to teach this secret method to others. The slot machine makers quickly countered with more elabrate mechanical randomizing mechanisms, and the search for the old machines was on! Of course, soon after, electro-mechanical machines were introduced, and then the completely computer controlled, and then with the computers came --- the mini-progressive jackpots! Yeeeehaawww! Beatable slot machine situations once again. 49 firecrackers left on a BOOM! machine, 8 diamonds left on a Diamond Mine, the slot fleas flocked to the unbeatlable one-armed bandits (some that didn't have any arms anymore) once again.
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But keep insisting that the world is not flat, the great majority of the time --- you are absolutely right. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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